Adam Boulton let the cat out of the bag last week and has not been seen since... Now, there are two questions to be answered. 1. Is it correct that the Dear Leader's destination is kept secret? Could we sleep at night if a hair of his handsome head was harmed? Or is it a PR stunt to spare some freeloading blushes? 2. Where is the Scarlet Pimpernel? I enclose some poll options. The real destination may (or may not) be among them... It will be a relief not to have to witness the Prince of Lies for a week or two, or to see the hideous site of the Wicked Witch exposing expanses of pitted white flesh that would put the surface of the moon to shame.