Womens T-Shirts

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    1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
    2. I hate everybody, and you're next!
    3. And your point is....
    4. Remember my name -- you'll be screaming it later.
    5. **Warning** I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
    6. You KNOW you want me.
    7. Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
    8. Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
    9. I'm multitalented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
    10. Do NOT start with me! You will NOT win!
    11. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
    12. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
    13. I'm not a bitch, I'm THE BITCH; and it's MS. BITCH to you!
    14. All stressed out and no one to choke.
    15. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
    16. Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.