Womens sex drive-Tell us something we dont know!

#1
A woman's sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship, according to research. At last the truth comes out..................Click here
 
#2
Bet, if they investigated, that they'd find the ' nag' factor went up over the same time frame.. inverse proportion..
 
#3
Surely there's a connection with arse size?
 
#4
About 90% of women wanted tenderness, regardless of how long they had been in a relationship, but
... men just wanted to bang their women's back doors in !
 

shrew

War Hero
#6
... it is because we've got you know and don't have to try so hard.

Or maybe coming home one doesn't anticipate, or like, being badgered for blow jobs as soon as you've entered the door. Just as random requests for sex when you're doing the washing up/ironing a shirt/eating a pot noodle/picking up their dirty socks and underwear off the bedroom floor/when you wake up, just after you've farted in bed... in fact all the time!!!! does not induce a frenzied, seat wetting uncontrollable urge to pleasure you. Nor does sticking your fingers up somewhere sticky when we're bending over getting something from the fridge. Not exactly a turn on...

So there. Deal with it.

Buy more flowers for us.
 
#7
shrew said:
... it is because we've got you know and don't have to try so hard.

Or maybe coming home one doesn't anticipate, or like, being badgered for blow jobs as soon as you've entered the door. Just as random requests for sex when you're doing the washing up/ironing a shirt/eating a pot noodle/picking up their dirty socks and underwear off the bedroom floor/when you wake up, just after you've farted in bed... in fact all the time!!!! does not induce a frenzied, seat wetting uncontrollable urge to pleasure you. Nor does sticking your fingers up somewhere sticky when we're bending over getting something from the fridge. Not exactly a turn on...

So there. Deal with it.

Buy more flowers for us.
Pah! Typical woman!!!!!!!
 

BB51

Old-Salt
#8
So no chance of a BJ then??????????????????
 
#9
shrew said:
... it is because we've got you know and don't have to try so hard.

Or maybe coming home one doesn't anticipate, or like, being badgered for blow jobs as soon as you've entered the door. Just as random requests for sex when you're doing the washing up/ironing a shirt/eating a pot noodle/picking up their dirty socks and underwear off the bedroom floor/when you wake up, just after you've farted in bed... in fact all the time!!!! does not induce a frenzied, seat wetting uncontrollable urge to pleasure you. Nor does sticking your fingers up somewhere sticky when we're bending over getting something from the fridge. Not exactly a turn on...

So there. Deal with it.

Buy more flowers for us.
.......and it is a REALLY bad idea to pester us for sex when we are holding a boiling kettle :D
 
#11
BB_for_Short said:
So no chance of a BJ then??????????????????
... and have you bought me flowers? hmm hmmm!!!!!!!! where are they? and do you have to do that with your finger and your nose? Use a tissue like any normal person you cretinous pleb. And no I will NOT teach you how to sort the whites from the darks next time it's your turn to do the washing. It's your frigging shirt - fcuking iron it then. I'm sorry did I hear you ask permission to stick that there? Well did you?

... ooops. reflex.

<... runs away>
 
#12
Poppy said:
shrew said:
... it is because we've got you know and don't have to try so hard.

Or maybe coming home one doesn't anticipate, or like, being badgered for blow jobs as soon as you've entered the door. Just as random requests for sex when you're doing the washing up/ironing a shirt/eating a pot noodle/picking up their dirty socks and underwear off the bedroom floor/when you wake up, just after you've farted in bed... in fact all the time!!!! does not induce a frenzied, seat wetting uncontrollable urge to pleasure you. Nor does sticking your fingers up somewhere sticky when we're bending over getting something from the fridge. Not exactly a turn on...

So there. Deal with it.

Buy more flowers for us.
.......and it is a REALLY bad idea to pester us for sex when we are holding a boiling kettle :D
Can come and hold my boiling kettle if you like, need two hands tho!
 
#13
shrew said:
... it is because we've got you know and don't have to try so hard.

Or maybe coming home one doesn't anticipate, or like, being badgered for blow jobs as soon as you've entered the door. Just as random requests for sex when you're doing the washing up/ironing a shirt/eating a pot noodle/picking up their dirty socks and underwear off the bedroom floor/when you wake up, just after you've farted in bed... in fact all the time!!!! does not induce a frenzied, seat wetting uncontrollable urge to pleasure you. Nor does sticking your fingers up somewhere sticky when we're bending over getting something from the fridge. Not exactly a turn on...
So there. Deal with it.

Buy more flowers for us.
Shrew ( My Bold)

But thats all foreplay, surely being asked for sex means to you the same as it does to us men, time to empty the bags, no well its no wonder why so many men feel the need to look else where or play with Palmala and her 5 sisters.
 
#14
All women love sex, sex toys, gnarled c0cks and beatings.

'Two Stellas please, one for me, one for the missus'.

Barman : 'Your missus isn't here'.

'I know she'll get hers when I get home'.

Stella, putting women into refuges since 1886.
 

BB51

Old-Salt
#15
Shrew:
Any chance its your time of the month dear?
 
#16
Another study a few years back showed that a woman's fertility to her partner decreased the longer she stayed with him. At the same time, her fertility to a complete stranger increased to above what it had been when she was single. So there, they're genetically programmed to be buckets...
 
#17
shrew said:
BB_for_Short said:
So no chance of a BJ then??????????????????
... and have you bought me flowers? hmm hmmm!!!!!!!! where are they? and do you have to do that with your finger and your nose? Use a tissue like any normal person you cretinous pleb. And no I will NOT teach you how to sort the whites from the darks next time it's your turn to do the washing. It's your frigging shirt - fcuking iron it then. I'm sorry did I hear you ask permission to stick that there? Well did you?

... ooops. reflex.

<... runs away>
your bloke does the washing??????????????????????? :?
 
#18
Don't listen to shrew, she's a well known lesbian and is still sore because she went to a bukkake party thinking it was a new type of swedish furniture, only to stagger home at 2am looking like an ewok caught in a nasty industrial incident at the Dulux factory.
 
#19
Poppy said:
shrew said:
BB_for_Short said:
So no chance of a BJ then??????????????????
... and have you bought me flowers? hmm hmmm!!!!!!!! where are they? and do you have to do that with your finger and your nose? Use a tissue like any normal person you cretinous pleb. And no I will NOT teach you how to sort the whites from the darks next time it's your turn to do the washing. It's your frigging shirt - fcuking iron it then. I'm sorry did I hear you ask permission to stick that there? Well did you?

... ooops. reflex.

<... runs away>
your bloke does the washing??????????????????????? :?
<... runs back>

yeah... good aren't I (hahahahahahahahaha). Tip. dye all his undies pink a few times. On purpose. Then let him know it was on purpose. Then deny him sex until he learns.

RT - as long as there are men like you in the world I am a lesbian. Fanny all the way. Yep - bring on the pussy...
 
#20
shrew said:
RT - as long as there are men like you in the world I am a lesbian. Fanny all the way. Yep - bring on the pussy...
There aren't any men like me in your world, that's why you're a lesbian.

It's also why you don't have any decent clothes and a wobbly arrse. :D
 

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