womens lips & multitasking

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by l/cpl_blowhard, Jun 8, 2006.

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  1. why have women a pair of lips :? so they can talk and pish at the same time :lol: , thats why they are such good multitaskers , try rolling a fag with your left hand and having a wank with your right hand and see how good you are at multitasking yourself :D 8O
  2. I read the title to quick i thought it said womens lips & masturbating, now there is a thread

  3. Well I find that if I slice off a pair of womens cnutflaps, it is possible to stick them lengthways onto my erect penis with nothing more than blu-tac and my own spittle. Honestly there is nothing better than cracking one off the wrist with your own set of go-faster strips on your Johnson.
  4. I'm with hallveg on this one, any arrsemaidens care to comment on masturbating? *unzips trousers*