women ?

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by djindivik, Jan 21, 2012.

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  1. A wise man once told me "Ignore anything that comes out of a womans mouth. Unless of course, it needs wiping & putting back in your trousers."
    :eye:
     
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  2. I used a great performance enhancer in the bedroom with my wife last night,......
    I wore a blindfold.
     
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  3. In which case she needs better training, it's supposed to sucked dry and not need wiping.
     
  4. Was banging this nice lady over her kitchen table when we heard the
    front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, use the back door!"

    Thinking back, I really should have ran - but you don't get offers like
    that every day.
     
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  5. A Wolves fan gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed.

    The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.

    A moment of silence passes and the guy says, "I can't believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!"
     
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  6. The best thing about a blow job is ..... ten mins of silence!!