Women.

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my new business venture failed, you were there. When I got beaten and mugged, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still right here by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

”I think you're fucking bad luck."
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#2
A woman said to her husband. "Go into the garden and cut me a nice cabbage for our roast lunch". He was gone some time and she found he had died of a heart attack. She was relating this to a friend some time later and the friend asked.

"what did you do?"

" I had to open a tin of peas" replied the widow.
 
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#3
Women , God bless them. And the difference between love, true love, and showing off is?








Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
 
#4
The difference between a Girlfriend, a Mistress and a Wife?

The Girlfriend says "Faster... Faster..."

The Mistress says "Slower... Slower..."

The Wife says "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...."
 
#6
Its great article..!
A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future..!
Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
Don't tell me things that I already know, Tell me if there would be an investigation...! lol
Hello, Elena. Welcome to the site.

If you ever, ever, 'lol' on here again, I will parboil your favourite pet and microwave your cell.

Have a nice day.
 

overopensights

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#7
A mate once told me that he could hold his breath under water for eight and a half minutes. I was impressed and he further explained: I was in the local swimming pool and I heard a young girl call out "Daddy daddy, thats the man" so he thought it best to be prudent and stayed under till the heat was off.
 
#11
Women , God bless them. And the difference between love, true love, and showing off is?








Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Nah, the question to that answer is is 'what's the difference between love, lust and infatuation'?


Why do women wear make-up and scent?

Because they're ugly and they smell.
 
#12
Or ...why did god invent thrush?????

so my wife would also know what its like living with an irritable cunt
 

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