women

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Dec 14, 2010.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Women eh! Boob-jobs, nose-jobs, teeth whitening, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, Botox, pierced ears, pierced nipples, pierced navels, pierced clits, eyebrows plucked, armpits shaved, bikini wax, legs waxed, lips tattooed, tits tattooed, arms tattooed, lengthy diets, strenuous exercise, child birth…………..
    And THEN they won’t take it up the arse cos: IT HURTS!.
     
  2. Speak for yourself mate, My wife doesn't have that issue!
     
  3. Very true!!
     
  4. I guess it depends upon the size of your dick. Being hung like a mule isn't all it's cracked up to be.
     
  5. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?


    Nothing, she's been told twice already.
     
  6. What do you call a woman with 2 dicks?


    N-Dubz