Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Reports have suggested that if women drink 2 glasses of wine a day it increases the chances of a stroke, but give her the whole bottle and she'll probably suck you off as well.

    Scientists have discovered that most women will, at some time in their life, contain intelligent DNA .... Unfortunately most of them will spit it out