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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I stopped my wife from sucking her thumb,
    I tattooed a cock on it.

    What food takes away 95% of a womans sex drive?
    Wedding cake.

    How do you stop a woman from giving you a blowjob?
    Marry her.

    What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through 50ft of hose pipe.