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phil245

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I stopped my wife from sucking her thumb,
I tattooed a cock on it.

What food takes away 95% of a womans sex drive?
Wedding cake.

How do you stop a woman from giving you a blowjob?
Marry her.

What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through 50ft of hose pipe.

Darling.
 

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