women

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by geo7863, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. why do most men die before their wives?

    cos they want to...


    whats the difference between a woman with PMT and a Rottweiler?

    lipstick...


    Why havent there been any women astronauts on the moon?

    it doesnt need sweeping yet....


    whats 6" long 3" wide and makes women squeal with pleasure?

    a £50 note....


    How can you tell when your wife has died?

    the sex is the same but the washing piles up....


    How can you tell when your wife has had an orgasm?

    who cares?.....