I just dislike Katies one broke my heart in a Tank Hanger in Osnabruck and I am still in counselling 20 years later the bitch.
If your reading this Katy yes it was me who rubbed Boot Polish on the NVG Goggles in Achmer It was I who pissed in your Spartan Fuel Tank and it was I who laughed out the window of the Block when I seen you attempt yet another 20minute BFT around arguably the flatest course in BFG...
What's this? Do my eyes deceive me? Arrsers with standards! What has the world come to. What ever happened to the Dunkirk spirit? And the rule that has stood us in good stead since the New Model Army "9 to 90, if it can't walk wheel it in" the country has gone to the dogs.
You have never been to a Party in Dodeishide have you?
Never been to the Chatham Stomp?
Munters on a level so bad they married Pioneers, Posties and Paras (sorry guys but you lot would shag a hole in your Bergen with 2 pints in you)
Imagine Subo in Ron Hills,Dessie Boots and a Tour T shirt then multiply the fugly factor by 20.