Women you fancy that you shouldnt

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2017 - "Televison became trashy, I didn't want to be a part of it"

Ffs, memory lapse Ulrikkkkkkkka
I remmebe a poor taste lymeric about from from years ago that made an office I worked in go pale.

There once was a girl called Ulrika,
Whose sex-life got bleaker and bleaker,
Sven wasn't a fan,
She was battered by Stan,
And raped by some c*nt off Blue Peter*

*Allegedly.

But if she needs consolation and tenderness, she can PM me. If she needs people shoveled and put in a shallow grave, she can also PM me.
 
I remmebe a poor taste lymeric about from from years ago that made an office I worked in go pale.

There once was a girl called Ulrika,
Whose sex-life got bleaker and bleaker,
Sven wasn't a fan,
She was battered by Stan,
And raped by some c*nt off Blue Peter*

*Allegedly.

But if she needs consolation and tenderness, she can PM me. If she needs people shoveled and put in a shallow grave, she can also PM me.
There was a joke doing the rounds too.

Something about needing Stan Collymore in the England world cup squad, 'cos he was the only player in the country who really knew how to beat the Swedes.
 
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Been on here more than once I suspect but hey ho: Liz Kendal MP watching her right now on This Week. She's wearing a very short zippy up dress/jumpsuit sort of thingy with her thighs on show the dirty little minx.

And the reason why I shouldn't she's an MP need I say anymore.

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Been on here more than once I suspect but hey ho: Liz Kendal MP watching her right now on This Week. She's wearing a very short zippy up dress/jumpsuit sort of thingy with her thighs on show the dirty little minx.

And the reason why I shouldn't she's an MP need I say anymore.

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Pic taken at the Defence Capability Centre, Defence Academy Shrivenham

She looks perfectly capable to me
 
Cannot believe I'm putting this one on here...but she is mad as a box of frogs and would go like a belt fed wombat, i imagine:

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You're making the unsafe assumption that everybody watching this thread knows who the vacuous-looking bint is. For all I know she's one of the cuprinol-coated Dorises in the cosmetics section of Debenhams in Coventry.
 
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