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Women with 'Husky' voices

#1
Recently on the radio I have had to put up with females telling me their obviously spurious views and trying to convince me of their credibility by saying what they have to in what can only be called 'husky' accents.It raises these questions:

If you have a voice like that, is it because -

(a) You smoke far too much - therefore a strain on any man who might be unfortunate enough to finance you and your habits.
(b) A loud-mouthed slag who likes to scream at the moon, or anything else that comes into your eyeline.
(c) The things you take in your mouth are large bottles of acid, in an attempt to feign suicide
(d) You are a nasty cunt


Letters, written in blood on a used tampon, should be sent to any lezzer producer at the BBC, Bush House, or any newspaper, political party, or place where your type are given credibility. Well, anywhere, it would seem, except my house. And get off my fecking radio, or what's left of your vocal chords will be unsurgically removed.

Honestly, a woman who sounds like she gargles with brillo pads should be kept in a locked box....
 
M

Mark The Convict

Guest
#4
Then don't wear women's delicates. Aren't such voices described as 'contralto'?
 
G

goatrutar

Guest
#6
Recently on the radio I have had to put up with females telling me their obviously spurious views and trying to convince me of their credibility by saying what they have to in what can only be called 'husky' accents.It raises these questions:

If you have a voice like that, is it because -

(a) You smoke far too much - therefore a strain on any man who might be unfortunate enough to finance you and your habits.
(b) A loud-mouthed slag who likes to scream at the moon, or anything else that comes into your eyeline.
(c) The things you take in your mouth are large bottles of acid, in an attempt to feign suicide
(d) You are a nasty cunt


Letters, written in blood on a used tampon, should be sent to any lezzer producer at the BBC, Bush House, or any newspaper, political party, or place where your type are given credibility. Well, anywhere, it would seem, except my house. And get off my fecking radio, or what's left of your vocal chords will be unsurgically removed.

Honestly, a woman who sounds like she gargles with brillo pads should be kept in a locked box....
You fucking homosexual.
 
#8
Who let the misogynist closet homo out.

You'll probably need to google that to find out what it means you 'tard

Husky voices on women are awesome, 'specially that bird off dragons den
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#10
I dont mind the Bonnie Tyler gargling a bag of gravel bird with the Chorley accent (are they all like that in Chorley?). What I cant stand is the awful squawking harridan career single woman (lets face it who would live with a woman who treated her 15 psychotic border collies as if they were indulgent children) screaming full pelt encouragement to her dog on an agility event when the mike she has is still on and letting us all in on her secret tips for training. jesus made my ears bleed!
 
#14
I used to go to school with a girl who had the huskiest voice I've ever heard. I almost shot my load in my trousers when she suggested we go find a quiet spot behind the P.E hall one lunchtime. =-D
 
#15
the photographer at my mates wedding sounded like she smoked 20 marlboro's a day but when she casually said "oh! my phones ringing and i've got it tucked into my tights" i shuddered and made an odd mewing noise.
 
#17
It's all very well posting pics of a slapper to try and refute me. By the time she reaches 30, she'll no doubt look like, and sound like, Jo Brand, who got her deep voice by too many clogged (female) pubic hairs.
 

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