Women Who Wank - A Warning

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  1. We all know if blokes wank too much we go blind.

    Well if your'e a woman who does, it could kill you.

    Sexual arousal probable cause of death of Gloucestershire woman, 30

    Sexual arousal probable cause of death of Gloucestershire woman, 30......

    A 30-year-old woman sudden's death as she used a vibrator while watching internet porn was probably due to her state of sexual excitement, an inquest was told.

    Nichola Paginton, a childrens nanny, was found dead in bed last October with a vibrator alongside her and 'pornographic material'running on her laptop.

    A Home Office pathologist told the inquest in Gloucester that Miss Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal.

    Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore agreed it was likely that 'her activity before death' contributed to the fatal arrhythmia. He recorded a verdict of natural causes.

    The inquest heard that Miss Paginton, of Victoria Road, Cirencester, was found dead on October 15, 2009.

    Det Sgt Gavin Webb said police had been called by her employer Sarah Griffiths when she did not turn up for work as a nanny.

    Mrs Griffiths had called the police after going to Victoria Road. She had seen Miss Paginton the day before and she had appeared to be fit

    and well.

    When she got no reply at the door she enlisted the help of neighbour Michelle Grant and they saw Miss Paginton through the curtains, lying

    on her bed with her cat lying on her chest.

    "After they broke in they realised Miss Paginton was dead," said Sgt Webb.

    "She had a computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the duvet, they found she was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in the bed.

    "The laptop was still displaying pornographic material.

    "The room was neat and tidy and and when scenes of crime officers attended they could find nothing suspicious."

    Miss Paginton's GP Laura Patterson said she suffered a fainting episode in 2007 but did not attend the surgery again until 2008, when she had low mood swings after the break-up of a relationship.

    She prescribed anti-depressants and a little later Miss Paginton told her she was feeling and sleeping better.

    By November 2008 she seemed to be making good progress but the pattern was repeated twice more over the next year, he said.

    After that, she said Miss Paginton was actively dealing with her depression and there was never any indication of suicide.

    Home office pathologist Dr Richard Jones from the University of Cardiff said after the post mortem there had been no evidence of natural disease or trauma.

    But he said an apparent fainting episode may give information about a potential cardiac problem.

    When the heart was examined under the microscope changes were noticed in its electrical system which were considered by some experts to be abnormal.

    This made it possible for an interruption to the activity of the heart and people did sometimes die suddenly.

    "There is nothing to explain why she died in this way but I suspect sudden cardiac death," he said.

    "In individuals who have this heart abnormality there is usually a trigger - something like an alarm bell or a telephone.

    "In Nichola’s case the increase in heart rate may be associated with physical arousal."

    Mr Crickmore said :"There is an alternative umbrella term - sudden cardiac arrhythmia - where there is no medical evidence for a cause of death."

    Dr Jones agreed with Mr Crickmore that on the balance of probabilities it could have been a sudden heart arrhythmia, and that Miss Paginton was of an age where the trigger was her state of arousal.

    Summing up, Mr Crickmore said the death had come as a complete surprise even though the circumstances were not the least bit unusual up and down the country.

    But he said they were important as to the cause of death.

    "I am satisfied that Nichola Paginton died of a natural disease process - sudden cardiac arryhthmia," he said.

    "It is not always possible to determine an exact cause of death but it is likely that her activity before death contributed towards it."

    Verdict: Natural Causes.
     
  2. Pictures?

    Pre or post-mortem, I'm not fussed either way.
     
  3. Here you go......bit small I know

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  4. Why thankyou:p
    Not altogether horrendous, pitty she didn't have a webcam on the go, the footage wouldhave been worth a fortune!
     
  5. How cruel can a god be............ what a waste. RIP.
     
  6. At least she was doing something she enjoyed before she pegged it
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  7. She's a dead ringer for a bird I used to know ....
     
  8. What a waste no site link !!!
     
  9. Bloody shame though. Pity she wasn't being banged at the time, she'd have gone out on a high. Would have been tough on the bloke though. Fancy suddenly finding that you're throwing one up a cadaver. Fucking plod would have a field day..."Are you certain that she was alive when you started sir?"
     
  10. Would you stop though Monty?
     

  11. "Honest officer, she was alive when she was taking one for the team"

    [​IMG] Dusty in here
     
  12. So, they reckon she died of a dicky ticker? Fair enough, it happens.

    What's all the shite at the start all about? Depression? Is it relevent to the poor womans demise?

    I had a horrible feeling that depression might have been the cause of death but how fed up and depressed would you have to be to drop dead in the middle of a wank?

    You would have to be the ultimate friendless loner, with absolutely nothing good in your life to have your body say;

    "Oh fuck this!" when you're watching porn and getting close to funny face time.



    (That reminds me, I'd better check that mucker list again)
     
  13. did she come before she went? I sure hope so.
     
  14. Rigor Mortis, usually starts to take place at around 3 hours after someone is dead with full rigor occuring at about 12 hours after death. After the 12 hour mark the rigor slowly ceases and at around 72 hours rigor disappears.

    So, between 3 hours after discovering she wasn't responding anymore, up to 10 hours say, is good, can even pop out for a bevvy... and the gradual tightening of the muscles would be something of a bonus....just get out then, a bit rapid, or you could spend the next 3 days locked in.

    Just think of being carted out on the same stretcher, by a sniggering Ambulance Crew.
     
  15. I like the idea of popping out for a bevvy and you wouldn't get a bitching for it when you got back

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