Women Who Smoke Are Easy ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CptDanjou, May 21, 2012.

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  1. I was having a highly intellectual conversation with a mate whilst pissed at a BBQ yesterday and we came to the conclusion that women who smoke are easier to get into bed , the theory being is they have less will power, your thoughts gentlemen (and ladies , smoking or not)
  2. True. I'm a right slag.

    Moodybitch also smokes.

    And not just the big fella.
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  3. All women are easy when you're as handsome as me.
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  4. Yeah, that'd make sense.
  5. 'Do you smoke after sex?'
    'Dunno, I've never looked.'

    I thank you.
  6. Really?

  7. A baseless rumor!
  8. Most wimmin smoke my cock once we are in bed or somewhere private. So if we've got that far they must be easy. I suppose.
  9. Put it this way, Jarrod and I would climb over you to get to PA.

    There'd probably be a massive fight for the good bits, but I'm sure it would be worth the wait.

    (If the lad reads this I'm fucked aren't I?)
  10. No Jarrod wouldn't.
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  11. If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too quickly. :nod:

    Would you like to share this taxi...?
  12. Lezzer
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  13. It's never too quick for a bloke! Erm apparently.
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  14. Considering my current level of obesity,good luck climbing over me.
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