Why Aircraft Are Better than Women
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> An aircraft will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time.
> Aircraft like to do it inverted.
> Aircraft can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
> An aircraft does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
> An aircraft does not object to a pre-flight inspection.
> Aircraft come with manuals.
> Aircraft have strict weight and balance limits.
> You can fly an aircraft any time of the month.
> You can have a good time with an aircraft without buying it dinner first.
> The morning after a pub night, an aircraft looks just as good as it did
> before.
> Aircraft don't have parents.
> Aircraft don't whine unless something is really wrong.
> Aircraft don't whine if you want to do something else.
> When you take them out, aircraft don't care if you're shirt hasn't been
> ironed.
> Aircraft don't care about how many other aircraft you have flown.
> When flying, you and your aircraft both arrive at the same time.
> Aircraft don't mind if you look at other aircraft or if you buy aircraft
> magazines.
> If your aircraft is too loose, you can tighten it.
> It's always OK to use tie downs on your aircraft.
> With aircraft, you always know where your money went.
It cheered me up if knowone else
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> An aircraft will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time.
> Aircraft like to do it inverted.
> Aircraft can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
> An aircraft does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
> An aircraft does not object to a pre-flight inspection.
> Aircraft come with manuals.
> Aircraft have strict weight and balance limits.
> You can fly an aircraft any time of the month.
> You can have a good time with an aircraft without buying it dinner first.
> The morning after a pub night, an aircraft looks just as good as it did
> before.
> Aircraft don't have parents.
> Aircraft don't whine unless something is really wrong.
> Aircraft don't whine if you want to do something else.
> When you take them out, aircraft don't care if you're shirt hasn't been
> ironed.
> Aircraft don't care about how many other aircraft you have flown.
> When flying, you and your aircraft both arrive at the same time.
> Aircraft don't mind if you look at other aircraft or if you buy aircraft
> magazines.
> If your aircraft is too loose, you can tighten it.
> It's always OK to use tie downs on your aircraft.
> With aircraft, you always know where your money went.
It cheered me up if knowone else