Women that you should fancy but you dont

#1
Following from the women you fancy that you shouldn't thread, what woman (or women) gives your mates the old tent pole but doesn't float your boat in the slightest?

My first contribution is Sarah Jessica Parker. Have you seen her face?
 
#3
Jordan. SHe is a fcuking Spotty Semi bearded Vomit. Anybody who has been unfortunate enough to see her at Bayonet Range will agree!
Was fit in her early Kate Price days though. But time lack of mach 3 and Excess Chippy meals has taken its toll.



I would rather Choke than penetrate her poo platz. She should come with a sign saying if desperate my Sheisse Strasse is always open.
 
#5
Bad_Crow said:
Jordan. SHe is a fcuking Spotty Semi bearded Vomit. Anybody who has been unfortunate enough to see her at Bayonet Range will agree!
Was fit in her early Kate Price days though. But time lack of mach 3 and Excess Chippy meals has taken its toll.
spot on
 
#7
a couple of mates think Charleen spiteri (is that how its spelt ?) for TEXAS is bang on ......
not a thing for me ! and iam with you on SJP and Cameron Diaz as well
 
#8
Rowums said:
Following from the women you fancy that you shouldn't thread, what woman (or women) gives your mates the old tent pole but doesn't float your boat in the slightest?

My first contribution is Sarah Jessica Parker. Have you seen her face?
Jesus man how right you are
 
#9
I suppose its only fair to throw that Big Nosed b@stard Marsh in there aswell.

Jodie Marsh Consists of:

A large nose possibly produced by Lockheed Martin as a Nosecone for an aircraft/Missile
Orange skin. Due to Beasting the sunbeds more than someone in the APTC
3 Tonne of make up which looks like it is produced in a cement mixer and probably applied by builders.

I would like to see her and Jordan Play Volleyball with a Grenade!



See??? Urgh
 
#11


Boudicca (always thought it was Bodicea :?: :? )

Bit of a minger really....don't know what all the fuss is about :roll:
 
#12
Angelina Jolie, I know shes fit but I just don't fancy her.

Halle Berry, seems a bit fucked in the head so I don't fancy her.

J-Lo, just pisses me off, plus shes got a fat arse.
 
#13
HavocIRL said:
Angelina Jolie, I know shes fit but I just don't fancy her.

Halle Berry, seems a bit fucked in the head so I don't fancy her.

J-Lo, just pisses me off, plus shes got a fat arse.
Please take the Jolie part back man. She's fcukin amazing. I'd Actually make love to her rather than Bum her til her nose bleeds!
 
#14
HavocIRL said:
Angelina Jolie, I know shes fit but I just don't fancy her.

Halle Berry, seems a bit fucked in the head so I don't fancy her.

J-Lo, just pisses me off, plus shes got a fat arse.
Are you gay?
 
#16
HavocIRL said:
Angelina Jolie, I know shes fit but I just don't fancy her.

Halle Berry, seems a bit fucked in the head so I don't fancy her.

J-Lo, just pisses me off, plus shes got a fat arse.
No Jolie?
What are you, gay?
Fair play with J-Lo though. And while we're on hip-hop slappers, I still don't know where I stand on Mariah Carey.
 
#17
Bad_Crow said:
HavocIRL said:
Angelina Jolie, I know shes fit but I just don't fancy her.

Halle Berry, seems a bit fucked in the head so I don't fancy her.

J-Lo, just pisses me off, plus shes got a fat arse.
Please take the Jolie part back man. She's fcukin amazing. I'd Actually make love to her rather than Bum her til her nose bleeds!

I know she's fcuking amazing and one of the fittest birds in the world but if I had to pick 10 birds I was allowed to fcuk she wouldn't be in it.
 
#18
Mariah Carey is a mental case and would probably want to marry a box of Cocopops if she could work out why the colour yellow is her enemy. But you would Load a belt of 200DNA rounds and pump her Bum!
 

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