Women that you should fancy but you dont

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  1. Following from the women you fancy that you shouldn't thread, what woman (or women) gives your mates the old tent pole but doesn't float your boat in the slightest?

    My first contribution is Sarah Jessica Parker. Have you seen her face?
  2. Cameron Diaz.

    *checks crotch*

    No movement. Not a flicker.

    She just doesn't do it for me.
  3. Jordan. SHe is a fcuking Spotty Semi bearded Vomit. Anybody who has been unfortunate enough to see her at Bayonet Range will agree!
    Was fit in her early Kate Price days though. But time lack of mach 3 and Excess Chippy meals has taken its toll.


    I would rather Choke than penetrate her poo platz. She should come with a sign saying if desperate my Sheisse Strasse is always open.
  4. Im seconding that one.
  5. spot on
  6. Julia Roberts
  7. a couple of mates think Charleen spiteri (is that how its spelt ?) for TEXAS is bang on ......
    not a thing for me ! and iam with you on SJP and Cameron Diaz as well
  8. Jesus man how right you are
  9. I suppose its only fair to throw that Big Nosed b@stard Marsh in there aswell.

    Jodie Marsh Consists of:

    A large nose possibly produced by Lockheed Martin as a Nosecone for an aircraft/Missile
    Orange skin. Due to Beasting the sunbeds more than someone in the APTC
    3 Tonne of make up which looks like it is produced in a cement mixer and probably applied by builders.

    I would like to see her and Jordan Play Volleyball with a Grenade!


    See??? Urgh
  10. Tamzin Outhwaite, (normally birds called Tamzin are real lookers, but she does nothing for me)
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    Boudicca (always thought it was Bodicea :?: :? )

    Bit of a minger really....don't know what all the fuss is about :roll:
  12. Angelina Jolie, I know shes fit but I just don't fancy her.

    Halle Berry, seems a bit fucked in the head so I don't fancy her.

    J-Lo, just pisses me off, plus shes got a fat arse.
  13. Please take the Jolie part back man. She's fcukin amazing. I'd Actually make love to her rather than Bum her til her nose bleeds!
  14. Are you gay?
  15. [C0cked that post right up]