Women on the Moon

The next moon missions are going to be royally f***ed up, funnily enough in the very same way that Kathleen Kennedy and her feminist agenda have pissed all over the Star Wars films franchise.

NASA will be busting their balls ticking the first woman, black, brown, slightly brown, gay, bi, trans boxes, not to mention the race for the first Tweet, Snapchat, f@@@king selfies from the surface of the moon. Science will take a back seat.

No one will come back with the quiet dignity of Armstrong, Aldrin and Collins. They will be paid a shit load more, advertise everything going and bore us all to death on their return.

Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. I for one can't be arsed any more and the sooner we all become extinct the better. Human race sucks.
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Dianne Abbot? Getting her off the launchpad might be tricky.
I don't think the 7 million pounds of thrust from a Saturn V would be enough.
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
No... We need something much bigger... something with some kick. Maybe take her up in pieces and re-assemble her in orbit.
Abbott or the ship?
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
I don't think the 7 million pounds of thrust from a Saturn V would be enough.
In the Abbott world, I think she thinks it's eleventy billion pounds of thrust. Enough in her mind to get her into space and fund a socialist government for, ooh, a week.

She'd be wrong.
 
Daughters and granddaughters are just apprentice women. ;)

All women are born with financial acumen and knowledge of a city merchant banker, the argumentative skills of a seasoned politician, and the guile and manipulative powers of a shyster lawyer. get used to it!:eek:
 
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DAS

Old-Salt
Gemma O'Doherty. Fruit Loop that makes Diana Abbott look sane.
 
Maybe a bit late with this one, but I see certains problems looming that may have not been thought through. The boots worn with a space suit are not exactly fashionable, but could high heels be made space suit compatible? What happens when two women are in the crew and find out that they're wearing the same model space suit?
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I really shouldn't have given you a 'like' my grand daughter will not forgive me. He-ho, she's six and by the time she researches this I'll be long gone. :)
Bit of a bummer if you reach the ton!:)
 
The LEM or its modern equivalent woud look end up looking like a colander.
Wasn't there some story about a little Dutch boy who saved the day by sticking his finger in a hole in the dyke?
So madam astronaut would be stuck there ad infinitum with her heel in the hole.
 
While 3 crewmen have to be flown out to the states to recover and return the vessel
All to prove that we can all manage sustainable travel provided we can :

  1. Borrow a rich man's toy at no cost
  2. which has a carbon footprint from construction that makes a brontosaurus track look like a chihuahua's
  3. endure accommodation and rations that would disgrace an 18th century blackbirder
  4. accept that as a consequence more people will use air travel
  5. don't mind a ride quality similar to a rapid transit over rough terrain in an AFV
  6. can afford a 4 weeks travel time extension to the trip.
 

Dwarf

LE
I'm really surprised that this isn't entitled 'Women on Pluto'.
Because while they might aim for the moon if they are anything like my just ex with maps, Google and otherwise, then that's where they will end up.




And blame the map, map-maker, roadsigns and NASA controllers for not being clear with the directions.
 
I don't think the 7 million pounds of thrust from a Saturn V would be enough.
How about some US Candidates, just for balance, I mean the concept of an airborne Abbottamus would be a wonder to behold but the world must be able to provide an alternative. Billary or LaGarde as French example-you know the kind of thing
 

Wightsparker

War Hero
How about some US Candidates, just for balance, I mean the concept of an airborne Abbottamus would be a wonder to behold but the world must be able to provide an alternative. Billary or LaGarde as French example-you know the kind of thing
A visit to any Walmart should provide a plethora of potential candidates.
 
How about some US Candidates, just for balance, I mean the concept of an airborne Abbottamus would be a wonder to behold but the world must be able to provide an alternative. Billary or LaGarde as French example-you know the kind of thing
That seems fair. What about the 4 freshman Congresswomen who the media is calling "The Squad"? A better name for them would be The Coven iMHO. Whacko Ideas they have a-plenty and they don't miss a chance to expound on them at every media opportunity they can arrange.The four congresswomen -- Reps. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan and Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts -- have not only been the focus of intense scrutiny and criticism from Trump and Republicans, but they've even sparred with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in their drive to move the Democratic Party leftward. They would not be missed from the 435 mouth-breathers in Congress today; in fact, I'd bet even Nancy Pelosi would have a whip around to buy the fuel it would take to shoot them off to the moon so that she could get some order in Congress.
 
That seems fair. What about the 4 freshman Congresswomen who the media is calling "The Squad"? A better name for them would be The Coven iMHO. Whacko Ideas they have a-plenty and they don't miss a chance to expound on them at every media opportunity they can arrange.The four congresswomen -- Reps. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan and Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts -- have not only been the focus of intense scrutiny and criticism from Trump and Republicans, but they've even sparred with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in their drive to move the Democratic Party leftward. They would not be missed from the 435 mouth-breathers in Congress today; in fact, I'd bet even Nancy Pelosi would have a whip around to buy the fuel it would take to shoot them off to the moon so that she could get some order in Congress.
I think I’ve heard of them, yep if they’re the one’s I’m thinking of wasn’t the load Trump asked Israel to ban. They’d have an argument with mission control for the sheer hell of it
 

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