The next moon missions are going to be royally f***ed up, funnily enough in the very same way that Kathleen Kennedy and her feminist agenda have pissed all over the Star Wars films franchise.
NASA will be busting their balls ticking the first woman, black, brown, slightly brown, gay, bi, trans boxes, not to mention the race for the first Tweet, Snapchat, f@@@king selfies from the surface of the moon. Science will take a back seat.
No one will come back with the quiet dignity of Armstrong, Aldrin and Collins. They will be paid a shit load more, advertise everything going and bore us all to death on their return.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. I for one can't be arsed any more and the sooner we all become extinct the better. Human race sucks.