women in dpm?

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  1. does anybosy else love the sight of a hot laydee in dpm?
    i absalutely cant get enough of it and just wondered if i was alone in this fetish.

    mind you, a lot of birds who do actually get to wear dpm need to see the arrse shrinking doctor! 8O 8O
  2. If I may translate for my friend from the Solomon Islands, who can only converse in Pidgin English.

    Would anybody else enjoy the sight of a female attired in Disruptive Pattern Material? I like it immensely and I was wondering if I am the only person with this predilection.

    Be aware however that a lot of women who do wear Disruptive Pattern Material seem to be in need of liposuction to their posteriors.
  3. Ha Ha Ha HA HA!! Brilliant mate, brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. any porny links to such sites :D
  5. If u find any......PM me will ya? 8)
  6. ok so i believe its very clear that i cannot speak correctly, and dont even start on the spelling.

    just wondering if anybody else likes it thas all....... sob
  7. All for it, as long as they're good looking, quite a morale booster in itself.

    As long as they're good looking and send pictures when they're asked that is :D
  8. Summat to keep one warm on a cold stary night in the urloo!

    I wish they could hand back the G1098 Strap-on-Arrse, one for the use of though! Every section should have its brew bitch.
  9. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Check out PTP's ASCAR thread on the TA page - link is:


    There are worse things to spend money on, and God knows, the TA needs all the recruiting help it can ge at the moment :)
  10. Which one is PTP? They're all rather large. 8O
  11. [​IMG]

    Marks out of 2?
  12. I have noticed that DPM Combat Trousers make women's arses look:

    a) Fantasticly pert


    b) Enormous and saggy.

    There is no in-between.
  13. Being into extreme sports......I don't really care! 8)

    Must admit though, contrary to what the common belief was a few years back about 'Claudette the Squaddette's' bum............I've seen some really nice chic's asses in combats! In fact I walk round this Garrison every day with a semi on!! Weh heh!!!!!! :wink:

    'Scuse me......I'm just off to the lavvie with my copy of DPM monthly!!
  14. :roll:

    ....There was a corporal and lance corporal at my ACF, two sisters.

    ...i'm sure you are all aware just how baggy those trousers are, well these girls wore them tight like leggings. Bloody awful!

    ..It takes a lot of arrse to fill them but these girls did, they filled them so much that they ripped once!




  15. When running ranges the sight of DPM'D Women in the prone position(one knee drawn up, beetle bonnet just subtly dicernable) is mighty distracting, and has been known to give one a fizzy willy.

    Women&guns ooh grooargh! 8)

    Remember the scrumptious Nell McAndrew doing phots in DPM? Priceless!
    Er ooh, ah hum, er yes any way were where we? :oops: