Women drivers turn men gay.....

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  1. Absolutely right, too. The evidence points towards it - I present to M'lud exhibit 'A' - the United Kingdom.

    Women have been able to drive for a long time in the UK, and virginity is down, gayness and pornography both up.

    Frankly, if it wasn't for the appalling driving of most women, I'd be all for them being behind the wheel.
  2. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Gotta love the rigourous application of scientific method that was used to draw up that conclusion. The absolutely batshit, moon-howling, stone age cunts.
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  3. You say it like a bad thing mate, they may have a point.

    Not as if you see any arabs bimbling about holding hands, shagging goats, sodimising young boys or doing any of that gay stuff do you? Let those filthy women loose in a ford escort and thats what's going to happen.
  4. Well Top Gear is really popular in Saudi.
  5. Only because they think clarkson is a stupid English pig and like to laugh at how stupid he really is.
  6. Are you still upset because he said your dad should be shot in front of you? Assuming you know which one of the binmen is your father of course.
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  7. Maybe the Islamist academic Kamal Subhi has made these laughable claims as he has an inferiority complex and a small penis. No matter what this misogynistic camel molester says I cannot accept women are second class creatures …………………… you tell me I am a second class creature…….. I am not having it. That is why I am with my man…….. we are equals!!!!”
  8. Oooh... I think he's funny. He makes people froth at the mouth, a god given art.

    Oops..westpoint, should have quoted your dribble first.
  9. It's more the sexual allure of James May.
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  10. There you go, corrected that for you. Don't thank me, please.
  11. That's a good thing, who the fuck in their right mind thinks fucking virgins is the best sex you can get? I mean it's a cure for syphylis for sure but I want a dirty filthy whore in bed with me not some dopey cow who baulks at the thought of having her anus violated?
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  12. You are confusing a monitor with your microwave again, so please get back in to the kitchen.
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  13. I wonder what their position is on lawnmowers?
    Now that will turn you gay.
  14. Thread hijacked by www.Muslima.com,who would want to marry one of them?,by Christ they would turn you gay if they went on the school run..