Women! Do we really need them?

#21
maguire said:
The_Snail said:
maguire said:
The_Snail said:
maguire said:
it's not as much fun knocking blokes about.
Do you want some? It's free for Toffees.
thats it baby - treat me rough and make me feel cheap. :p
Keep talking sugarlump, keep talking.........
ok then - I've been a naughty boy and I need punishing. :oops:
I want your best Belle Vale or Netherley, bring it xx
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#22
er.... whats belle vale and netherley??
 
#23
this topic got me thinking :s... the only thing id say is they provide company after work?
 
#24
maguire said:
er.... whats belle vale and netherley??
You're a Manc. Google it. Or do you only have one finger?
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#25
The_Snail said:
maguire said:
er.... whats belle vale and netherley??
You're a Manc. Google it. Or do you only have one finger?
I get nothing, and I've never heard that phrase in thirty years living oop north.
 
#26
maguire said:
The_Snail said:
maguire said:
er.... whats belle vale and netherley??
You're a Manc. Google it. Or do you only have one finger?
I get nothing, and I've never heard that phrase in thirty years living oop north.
You'll get 5 10 of blonde fury coming your way if you don't play your cards right, yer midget.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#27
I'm getting confused here....

five foot ten eh? I do like the taller ladies.

how are you on strawberry blond northern munters??
 
#28
maguire said:
I'm getting confused here....

five foot ten eh? I do like the taller ladies.

how are you on strawberry blond northern munters??

Eww, they fucking smelll funny.

Nice try.
 
#30
Well, they stop callouses developing on your palm.

So there we have it: women - as much use as a bottle of nutrogena and a lot more hassle and expense. And you can't just throw them in the bin when you've finished using them without the police taking an unhealthy interest.
 
#31
The_Snail said:
I think he was looking for some Slug Love, step away Fwuffy xxx
Aren't they all, dammit?
I'll just stay in the corner with my V&C then...

x
 
#32
A Sheep:

You can leave it tethered to a post in the garden all year round, without risking a charge or some serious time courtesy of HMPS.

It provides raw material for warm clothing/bedding etc

Never says "no"

Never leaves talc all over the bathroom.

Keeps the lawn trim and needs feck all else feed-wise.

Tape an A3 colour print to it's back of any given Dorris u currently lust after and it provides free entertainment.

When you get tired of it, you can put a round through it's head without worrying about some tree-hugging hippies/womens groups complaining.

It provides you with a month of food, after the above.

So I'd say, in a word, No.
 
#33
A Sheep:

You can leave it tethered to a post in the garden all year round, without risking a charge or some serious time courtesy of HMPS.

It provides raw material for warm clothing/bedding etc

Never says "no"

Never leaves talc all over the bathroom.

Keeps the lawn trim and needs feck all else feed-wise.

Tape an A3 colour print to it's back of any given Dorris u currently lust after and it provides free entertainment.

When you get tired of it, you can put a round through it's head without worrying about some tree-hugging hippies/womens groups complaining.

It provides you with a month of food, after the above.

So I'd say, in a word, No.
 

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