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Women! Do we really need them?

#1
After the current Mrs Willis fecked off. I started going out with younger woman (12 years younger than me, woo hoo!) however this relationship has now been down or upgraded to fcuk buddie status only.

Which got me thinking, do we really need women messing up the house. I mean once you've mastered the washing machine (all them dials and flashing lights, scary) and can feed your self what else do they do?

Ok sex! but what else really?
 
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#3
brucewillis said:
After the current Mrs Willis fecked off. I started going out with younger woman (12 years younger than me, woo hoo!) however this relationship has now been down or upgraded to fcuk buddie status only.

Which got me thinking, do we really need women messing up the house. I mean once you've mastered the washing machine (all them dials and flashing lights, scary) and can feed your self what else do they do?

Ok sex! but what else really?
WTF? :roll: They "clean" the kitchen, and the Bath, they "sort" your drawers and stuff out, then they rearrange the wardrobe, move all your clothes, tell you you're having an affair, throw a track, often, spend all night on Facebook on YOUR laptop, wail like a banshee at films, drink a bottle of wine whilst farting and belching, and throw candle wax on your carpet. Then they go home. That's the best bit , that is :wink:
 
#5
brucewillis said:
After the current Mrs Willis fecked off. I started going out with younger woman (12 years younger than me, woo hoo!) however this relationship has now been down or upgraded to fcuk buddie status only.

Which got me thinking, do we really need women messing up the house. I mean once you've mastered the washing machine (all them dials and flashing lights, scary) and can feed your self what else do they do?

Ok sex! but what else really?
You don't need one around - the idea is to find one you want around...

Christ, that was a bit too sensible a reply for the NAAFI wasn't it?

x
 
#6
fwuffy said:
brucewillis said:
After the current Mrs Willis fecked off. I started going out with younger woman (12 years younger than me, woo hoo!) however this relationship has now been down or upgraded to fcuk buddie status only.

Which got me thinking, do we really need women messing up the house. I mean once you've mastered the washing machine (all them dials and flashing lights, scary) and can feed your self what else do they do?

Ok sex! but what else really?
You don't need one around - the idea is to find one you want around...

Christ, that was a bit too sensible a reply for the NAAFI wasn't it?

x
I think he was looking for some Slug Love, step away Fwuffy xxx
 
#7
brucewillis said:
After the current Mrs Willis fecked off. I started going out with younger woman (12 years younger than me, woo hoo!) however this relationship has now been down or upgraded to fcuk buddie status only.

Which got me thinking, do we really need women messing up the house. I mean once you've mastered the washing machine (all them dials and flashing lights, scary) and can feed your self what else do they do?

Ok sex! but what else really?
You are correct though babe, birds are nightmares. Snakes with tits, dirty cheating whores, let their dogs sleep on the bed (because that's the only thing they can get), give away their ex-husband's granda's very important, probably very expensive gun styley thing on e-bay to buy (Take note Gremmers), nick your dog (pedigree I might say).

Yeah - birds are rubbish.

Need a slug hug baby?
 
#10
fwuffy said:
brucewillis said:
After the current Mrs Willis fecked off. I started going out with younger woman (12 years younger than me, woo hoo!) however this relationship has now been down or upgraded to fcuk buddie status only.

Which got me thinking, do we really need women messing up the house. I mean once you've mastered the washing machine (all them dials and flashing lights, scary) and can feed your self what else do they do?

Ok sex! but what else really?
You don't need one around - the idea is to find one you want around...

Christ, that was a bit too sensible a reply for the NAAFI wasn't it?

x
ohhhh....at least one of you on that site got some feelings ..... :wink:
 
#13
sweet_cheek said:
fwuffy said:
brucewillis said:
After the current Mrs Willis fecked off. I started going out with younger woman (12 years younger than me, woo hoo!) however this relationship has now been down or upgraded to fcuk buddie status only.

Which got me thinking, do we really need women messing up the house. I mean once you've mastered the washing machine (all them dials and flashing lights, scary) and can feed your self what else do they do?

Ok sex! but what else really?
You don't need one around - the idea is to find one you want around...

Christ, that was a bit too sensible a reply for the NAAFI wasn't it?

x
ohhhh....at least one of you on that site got some feelings ..... :wink:
I've got feelings, I just don't like to talk about them, and I've got sticky hands from walking that dirty dog all day.
 
#16
The_Snail said:
sweet_cheek said:
fwuffy said:
brucewillis said:
After the current Mrs Willis fecked off. I started going out with younger woman (12 years younger than me, woo hoo!) however this relationship has now been down or upgraded to fcuk buddie status only.

Which got me thinking, do we really need women messing up the house. I mean once you've mastered the washing machine (all them dials and flashing lights, scary) and can feed your self what else do they do?

Ok sex! but what else really?
You don't need one around - the idea is to find one you want around...

Christ, that was a bit too sensible a reply for the NAAFI wasn't it?

x
ohhhh....at least one of you on that site got some feelings ..... :wink:
I've got feelings, I just don't like to talk about them, and I've got sticky hands from walking that dirty dog all day.
Naither do I, strange as you would think that is what ladies talk about......oh and heels ....and bags.... :wink:
 
#19
Kyle_ni said:
I find that they make the place smell better.
You are quite literally having a Steffi.....

Hair clogging up the hoover and the plugs, tampons blocking the shitters. All that make up sheeite everywhere, clothes everywhere. No concept of ironing, no concept of putting shoes back in the wardrobe, farting, pi55ing like an elephant and wondering why there are pi55 stains on the underside of the seat.

Just get some glade plug ins, and some of those fancy toilet gel freshners... allot less arguing, and allot more down time to watch grot!
 
#20
brucewillis said:
After the current Mrs Willis fecked off. I started going out with younger woman (12 years younger than me, woo hoo!) however this relationship has now been down or upgraded to fcuk buddie status only.

Which got me thinking, do we really need women messing up the house. I mean once you've mastered the washing machine (all them dials and flashing lights, scary) and can feed your self what else do they do?

Ok sex! but what else really?
and i could ask ...Men! Do we really need them?
 

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