Women cheat death on M6

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by bombdr2494, Sep 26, 2008.

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  1. Of all the people involved with the police during the program, was there actually a British citizen among them. You had the two Swedish nutters.
    You had a fellow stopped in a white van when his vehicle popped up on the police's anpr system. After giving a false name, turned out had no licence,tax or insurance. Then turns out he came here ten years ago on a six months vistors visa but never went home. He was fined £800 for the vehicle offences. The Home Office wouldn't say if he would be deported or not.
    You then had the two Iranians caught walking on the hard shoulder who had just got out of a truck from Turkey. They were taken to the police station mainly because it was believed one was only 16 and social services would have to be involved. After some confusion it turns out he was 26. The film showed them leaving the police station with instructions from the police how to report to the London or Liverpool immigration office and report their arrival in the country. They were heading for London where they have friends but they have never reported to any immigration office.
    Next was the Estonian fellow who was clocked at 112mph on the motorway. He had no insurance, tax or legal UK driving license and was over the drink drive limit.
    There was Czech fellow pulled over who had a near bold nearside tyre.
    He gave the police officer his insurance certificate. The insurance certificate said he had a UK driving licence for 8 years and 8 years no claims. As he only actually had a Czech driving licence the officer phoned his insurance company to tell them they been told a whole load pf porky pies about him having a UK licence. The office was expecting the insurance company to say his policy was now null and avoid due to the porky pies and the police could could seize the car. He was taken aback when the insurance compnay said they would continue insuring him as he had a Czch licence but his premiums would increase.
    Did i miss anyone ?.
  2. JINGO

    JINGO War Hero Book Reviewer

    Welcome to England after 10 years of Zanu New labour immigration control.
  3. Yeah I can remember stopping an illegal entrant in London, the Immigration wouldn't come down because he wasn't an overstayer.

    The fact you can't overstay when know one knows you are here in the first place was lost in the need to meet targets.

    Incidentally further research showed he was on bail for rape but they still wernt going to deal with him because he was in danger if he went back to somalia.

    In the mean time the inoffensive Ecuadrorian cleaner who had a broken head light and had overstayed? Well off course he was on the first flight home....

  4. The switched on immigrants make having a stroll along the hard shoulder one of their top priorities as they know that they will get picked up and then be put straight into the system.

    Once on British soil they are pretty much protected by EU immigration laws that basicly mean that once in, they're in for a long time. Us mugs then fund their cushty lifestyle until a judgment is made. And when this happens, several years later, they are literally, 'part-of-the-furniture'.

    This makes the motorway a kind of 'Fast-Track' to sponging....! :x
  5. I saw the video of this on the news! One of the swedish girls got hit by a lorry then when she regained consciousness she got up and one-bombed a policewoman! Took 6 coppers to finally get her under control.
  6. I thought this was a thread describing general female driving on said road :lol: