Women of Britain, it is all your fault, its time to face up to your failings. In 1918 Britain, despite years of war was the richest nation on earth. A major power, a world empire and in 1918, the only power able to operate worldwide with impunity. The world bought our products, marvelled at our ingenuity and feared our wrath. What went wrong? In 1918 we gave the vote to women. God punished us immediately for this heresy with a terrible flu epidemic. Noone paid attention. Within three years the rot had set in, we lost Ireland and its all been downhill ever since. We won the next war but were bankrupt and our colonies fell away one by one. William Pitt, the Victorian PM, once said that in and island made of coal and surrounded by fish, it would the work of a genius to create a shortage of either commodity. That genius was a political woman, Margaret Thatcher. So ladies, you have shat, isnt it time you got off the pot?