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Women and tennis knickers ... sexy or wot?

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What I can't understand is why women's tennis has a far greater effect in the sexiness department than any other sport. Ultimately they wear more clothes than a female distance runner or swimmer, so why is it sexier?
 
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Bat_Crab said:
What I can't understand is why women's tennis has a far greater effect in the sexiness department than any other sport. Ultimately they wear more clothes than a female distance runner or swimmer, so why is it sexier?
Because swimmers and runners don't leave anything to the imagination, whereas female tennis players do. It's all in the imagination! I'm imagining right now. Ooooh errrr!
 

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Bat_Crab said:
What I can't understand is why women's tennis has a far greater effect in the sexiness department than any other sport. Ultimately they wear more clothes than a female distance runner or swimmer, so why is it sexier?
Probably because you won't see a female tennis player stopping for a dump :twisted:
 
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rickshaw-major said:
Bat_Crab said:
What I can't understand is why women's tennis has a far greater effect in the sexiness department than any other sport. Ultimately they wear more clothes than a female distance runner or swimmer, so why is it sexier?
Probably because you won't see a female tennis player stopping for a dump :twisted:
I.. Errr, I mean some people find that sexy. One man's meat, etc...
 
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zxninerpilot said:
Bat_Crab said:
What I can't understand is why women's tennis has a far greater effect in the sexiness department than any other sport. Ultimately they wear more clothes than a female distance runner or swimmer, so why is it sexier?
Because swimmers and runners don't leave anything to the imagination, whereas female tennis players do. It's all in the imagination! I'm imagining right now. Ooooh errrr!
Its sexy because their arrses are swaying around, with their little skirts flicking up and down...phwor..............sorry i am gonna have to go.......Phwor.

hey zx, i am trying to write a thesis on the study of "birds Arrses"......i will see if i can find something for you to look at.......
 
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rickshaw-major said:
Bat_Crab said:
What I can't understand is why women's tennis has a far greater effect in the sexiness department than any other sport. Ultimately they wear more clothes than a female distance runner or swimmer, so why is it sexier?
Probably because you won't see a female tennis player stopping for a dump :twisted:
Watching miss Radcliffe stop for a pi$$ give me the HORN, especially when she pulled her tight fitting shorts to the side...........reminded me of a WRAC in leconfield who coulnd wait to get em off, so she jus pulled em to the side................ :p
 
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Not if they are the williams sisters........... one's bigger than most men and the other needs to wear a wig.

But then the point of this thread is not looking at their head.

Still, no no no no n oooooooooooooooooo.
 
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Sheepkiller said:
I to enjoy the tennis when the lovely ladies are playing.
Another one dear chaps one should watch is women's beach volleyball
I find womens beach volley ball takes a lot of hand to eye coordination to watch :!:
 

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