Women and puffs appliance

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    Panasonic MCE4111 Bagless Upright Vacuum Cleaner.

    * Black
    * Bagless
    * Brand = Panasonic
    * Cable length = 6.70m
    * Dust bag capacity = 4.0L
    * Edge cleaning
    * Dustbin full indicator
    * HEPA filtration
    * 4 levels of filtration
    * Motor power = 1900W
    * Includes crevice tool and dusting brush
    * Operating circle = 7.2m
    * Plastic tubes
    * Height = 111cm
    * Width = 32cm
    * Depth = 33cm
    * Weight = 6.6Kg

    RRP = 129.99 from Tescos and other womens shops

    40 available at £59.00 each (delivered free)

    Or £45 if you want to pick up from the Midlands.
  2. Do one Del Boy
  3. You can hoover up dog sh1t with them!

    Want one when your giro comes through?
  4. No, I have already spent my giro on weed and a few bottles of Thunderbird, besides, I live in squalor and don't hoover.
  5. "40 available at £59.00 each (delivered free)

    Or £45 if you want to pick up from the Midlands."

    so that's REALLY £14 delivery then :D
  6. for christ's sake, don't upset him :)
  7. Er yeah?

    That ok?

    Want one, they hoover up biccy crumbs :D
  8. Fark off...do i LOOK like i drop biccie crumbs?? Hoovering crumbs off the floor is why God gave us damp tongues :D

  9. Has that been used???

    I can't believe you've got through 40 of them 8O
  10. Come on you grotty gits.

    Quality hoovers at pikey prices, ideal for pads. (well those that clean up anyway)
  11. Good thing its got the HEPA filtration - vital for removing forensic traces!

    Dont forget to change and discard the filter though, as the fibres and DNA remain in the filter cartridge when you've cleaned up.

    erm, allegedly!
  12. Nice thought but I've just issued her with a state of the art dustpan and series of brushes and I don't want her to get above herself.