Went with 0A to watch our grandson play in goal today for an Under-18 league match. She has a good grasp of footballing terms and can just about explain the offside rule. However, when we given a team sheet she said "Oh, look, Tom must be the best of the lot - he's been given the number 1 and he's the first one in the list". This without a hint of humour. I tried veeeerrrrryyyyy slowly to explain that his position was goalie and that the list of players always showed the goalie first (as per a programme). Having had this one for about 30 years and although its fairly intelligent it never ceases to amaze me with its stupidity.