Woman's Boobs Weigh Nearly 4st

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The13thDukeOfWybourne, May 17, 2011.

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  1. Nom nom nom... Mama, Mama.
     
  2. Zen

    Zen

    She said: "Eating is a problem because I have to sit so far from my food."
    With the size of them, she has enough room to balance both her dinner plate and pudding bowl on each one, and still have room for the bottle of wine in her cleavage.
     
  3. I can't believe its not butter! I mean, I can't believe they are real....no chance.
     
  4. If they lobbed them off, just one would feed an african village for a year.
     
  5. Can I be the first to climb the North face of Chelsea Charms, or failing that could try skiing down them. Just have to be careful not to fall into the cleavage, the search teams would never find me.
     
  6. my missus has a 14stone tit well thats what shes always calling me anyway
     
  7. Their not. If you read the article, you'd know that.
     
  8. I was just looking at the big baps.
     
  9. As much as I enjoy a big pair of tits, they're just too big. She's a fucking monster.
     
  10. You actually read the article when there's a picture of some 164XXX tits staring you in the face?
     
  11. If you fell down there it would be more than your arm you would have to cut off with a blunt spoon.
     
  12. She is a monster, I don't know why anyone would want tits that big. It just looks ridiculous. I prefer a nice handful.
     
  13. I wonder if she knew about Carolin Berger? (Google her yourself).