Woman uses bra as SOS signal...

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  1. Seems to be a dead link
  2. Lucky she had a bra - this was the other item of underwear that she hoped would be seen by rescuers:

  3. How embarrassing, she must have felt a bit of a tit...
  4. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    No bra on, stuck up a snowy mountain? I'll bet she couldn't feel her tits at all! In fact I reckon they'd become bluetits.



  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    There is a certain maiden on here who could have used her bra to paraglide off the mountain, and carried a team of huskies in it too.
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    The rescuers said that she only survived because she was in good, fit physical shape . . . . mmmm, how would they know that I wonder . . .
  7. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    i guess because she still was alive :lol:

    wonder whether ofah is talking about bigbird ... and how he would know? :mrgreen:
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Nope, sorry not her. And I only know because she posted and boasted on here yesterday. No personal knowledge, sadly.
  9. Good for her! Essential bits of AT kit, bra's!!!

    Incedentally, isn't it a bit Presumptuous for the "authorities," to say
    Not if she gets MRSA she won't... :twisted:

    Opened themselves up for the sueing of a lifetime there methinks!!!
  10. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    guess i better stop asking then :p
  11. What about the other link on the page, School teacher has sex with 8 boys, good order, I just wonder how you can have a charge of Second degree Sodomy though.
  12. Horrid thoughts of painful frostbite - ouch!!!

    Did she prevent frostbite by throwing her appendages over her shoulder?

    Safest way for abominable snow women to run downhill apparently!

    You may scoff but its true - I know it is. Well it must be, I'm sure I read it in the Arssepedia.... :D
  13. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    She was the one who got bummed and the lad pulled the old "whoops, wrong hole!" line?

    She pulled out the strap-on and successfully claims that "well it's not technically my c*ck doing the buggery yeronner"?

    the presence of a "second degree sodomy" implies there's a first degree. Is a back-door entry illegal in Alabama then?