WOMAN SUPERGLUES CHAPS TALLYWHACKER

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LE
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#3
FFS, he got caught red-handed, by four women, and he was tied to a bed while all four paid him a visit, and he only got his kn0b glued to his stomach . . . . . . I wouldn't have called the police, I'd have quietly, but carefully walked away whilst thanking my lucky, lucky stars it didn't go worse for me. :D
 
#4
I just wanted to reply to this thread to laugh at it's title. CHAP'S TALLYWHACKER! Haha.
 
#5
check out the link on the independent newspaper for it ..................... pictures of all four women .................

he had a very lucky escape .............
 
#9
He should think himself lucky, it might've been soooo much worse for him - they could've really used their imagination :twisted:

Some people are determined to learn the hard way!
 
#10
What sort of name is "Donessa" for a multiple ugly woman rogering type of chap anyway :? 8O

Chaps Tallywhacker could have been his porn star name Forks. :roll:

All that aside, it does sound like he was on rather a sticky wicket...



Pardon, taxi for one you say? I'll just gather my belongings... :oops:
 
#11
Forks said:
I just wanted to reply to this thread to laugh at it's title. CHAP'S TALLYWHACKER! Haha.
Me too . I've never heard it called that before . Somehow Angelina Jolie whispering to me " Hey baby can I suck your tallywhacker ? " doesn't sound erotic in any way
 
#12
Me too . I've never heard it called that before . Somehow Angelina Jolie whispering to me " Hey baby can I suck your tallywhacker ? " doesn't sound erotic in any way[/quote]

Like you would be listening to her at all ? :lol: :wink:
 
#13
Spanny said:
Forks said:
I just wanted to reply to this thread to laugh at it's title. CHAP'S TALLYWHACKER! Haha.
Me too . I've never heard it called that before . Somehow Angelina Jolie whispering to me " Hey baby can I suck your tallywhacker ? " doesn't sound erotic in any way
"In any way??? So you'd still be Mr Softy then? 8O

Edited for above mong post. So focussed, on WHY you would listen, I didn't read! :oops:
 
#14
Angelina Jolie could read out the contents of a dustbin lorry in my ear and I'd still be harder than Thatcher was on the miners.
 
#15
Come on , a red blooded guy but any woman saying " Tallywhacker " would reduce me to tears of laughter
 

CountryGal

MIA
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#16
Why the bleedin hell did it take four of them! lol

looks painfully though, poor chap ;o)
 
#17
Nowt wrong with that course of action. Half the fun for him was surely the risk of being caught. I just don't suppose he thought he would be. I think they should get consideration at least, for being creative.

And I hope they glued it when he was hard.
 
#18
Don't anger Wisconsin women. :wink: They'll go all Alien on your ass. :omg: :omfg:



In other news from the same paper:



Coincidence? :p :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#20
What a stupid wimin tho'...fancy paying all that cash to the geezer after an Internet encounter.....
:?
Mind you, he was lucky his Todger wasnt 'stretched-out' and super glued to his ring-piece :roll: 8O :D
 

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