WOMAN SUPERGLUES CHAPS TALLYWHACKER

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  1. Bindings?? Jaysus, I'd have chewed through one of my arms to get away from her!!

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  2. Biped

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    FFS, he got caught red-handed, by four women, and he was tied to a bed while all four paid him a visit, and he only got his kn0b glued to his stomach . . . . . . I wouldn't have called the police, I'd have quietly, but carefully walked away whilst thanking my lucky, lucky stars it didn't go worse for me. :D
     
  3. I just wanted to reply to this thread to laugh at it's title. CHAP'S TALLYWHACKER! Haha.
     
  4. check out the link on the independent newspaper for it ..................... pictures of all four women .................

    he had a very lucky escape .............
     
  5. Could've been worse! :D
     
  6. None of them called Bobbit? - check.

    Jobbed.
     
  7. she looks like buster bloodvessel in a wig!
     
  8. He should think himself lucky, it might've been soooo much worse for him - they could've really used their imagination :twisted:

    Some people are determined to learn the hard way!
     
  9. What sort of name is "Donessa" for a multiple ugly woman rogering type of chap anyway :? 8O

    Chaps Tallywhacker could have been his porn star name Forks. :roll:

    All that aside, it does sound like he was on rather a sticky wicket...



    Pardon, taxi for one you say? I'll just gather my belongings... :oops:
     
  10. Me too . I've never heard it called that before . Somehow Angelina Jolie whispering to me " Hey baby can I suck your tallywhacker ? " doesn't sound erotic in any way
     
  11. Me too . I've never heard it called that before . Somehow Angelina Jolie whispering to me " Hey baby can I suck your tallywhacker ? " doesn't sound erotic in any way[/quote]

    Like you would be listening to her at all ? :lol: :wink:
     
  12. "In any way??? So you'd still be Mr Softy then? 8O

    Edited for above mong post. So focussed, on WHY you would listen, I didn't read! :oops:
     
  13. Angelina Jolie could read out the contents of a dustbin lorry in my ear and I'd still be harder than Thatcher was on the miners.
     
  14. Come on , a red blooded guy but any woman saying " Tallywhacker " would reduce me to tears of laughter