Woman speak

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by johnel, Feb 11, 2007.

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  1. Just out of curiosity,what three words,spoken by a woman,upset you the most?I will start with "Are you in?"
     
  2. Go f*ck yourself.
     
  3. I am tired!
     
  4. That was actually what annoys me, not directed at you John.
     
  5. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    "Stop hitting me"
     
  6. Is that It?
     
  7. Stop raping me.

    (I'm going to hell for that one)
     
  8. What, suck it?
     
  9. Stop it hurts
    Who was that?
    Not that hole...
    No chance mate..
    I love you
    Am I fat?

    Ok so maybe they dont hurt me, but they do annoy the hell out of me :D
     
  10. We're getting divorced.
     
  11. Stop, no, don't.
    Put it where?
    No blow jobs.
    Cook your own...
    Do it yourself.
    Where's my present?
     
  12. msr

    msr LE

    I love you
     
  13. You doing anything?
     
  14. Is this alright?

    Immediately you must reply, though carefully expressed with "Yes, it really suits you." Any hesitation is fatal and results in a private viewing of othe 200 or so items of feminine wear which apparantly consistitues "nothing to wear", deprivation of sexual privileges for up to fourteen days and being anywhere up to two hours late for whatever it was you were dressing up for.
     
  15. I know its four but 'what do you think?''

    Like she really gives a sh1t.

    And if you go to the trouble of honestly expressing your opinion, stand by!