Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D

#1
http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
Look at the smile on that cheeky blart! Either Cletus is a Mong of the first water who probably always gets dicked for driving duties or stagging on when there's more important things for the boys to do - or - he is planning a 3D extravaganza of his own involving Duct tape, Driving and accelerated Decomposition.
 
#2
cupoftea said:
http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
Look at the smile on that cheeky blart! Either Cletus is a Mong of the first water who probably always gets dicked for driving duties or stagging on when there's more important things for the boys to do - or - he is planning a 3D extravaganza of his own involving Duct tape, Driving and accelerated Decomposition.

And the bit you didn't cut and paste......

Editor’s Update : “As far fetched as it seems this came from a reputable source. it would, however seem that it is a fabrication. PopJolly staff were unable to validate the source after repeated attempts. The good folks at Gizmodo have clarified the story now. We got onioned . Sorry, move on! ”


Something for the Daily Mash?
 
#7
auscam said:
She's lucky she wasn't watching Avatar, or the kid would be blue.
Oi. Just seen your sig block.

'BrokenArrow/Antipodean Acolyte of the Antichrist' -- Cheers mate, didn't know you cared so much!
 
#9
Women will think of any excuse to get out of admitting they've been playing away.
Snakes With Tits.

Edited to add:
She's lucky she wasn't watching Avatar, or the kid would be blue.
And fucking massive. She'd have a vag that even the Millennium Stadium's roof couldn't cover.
 
#11
auscam said:
There's plenty more where that came from, just ask :D

Markintime's a mong, Auld Yin's a deviant etc, etc,
Cunt. :D
 
#12
Imagine the News of the World headlines;

WHITE WOMAN WATCHES BLUE MOVIE, HAS BLACK BABY,

GIVES GREEN-EYED HUSBAND FULL-COLOUR CLAP.

COUPLE DIVORCED IN FAST-FORWARD.
 
#13
As is always the case, she should have swallowed.
 
#14
I am amazed at how many posters don't seem to have read the whole article?
 
#15
auscam said:
There's plenty more where that came from, just ask :D

Markintime's a mong, Auld Yin's a deviant etc, etc,
I feel left out :cry:
Clap-ridden roo naaing shitcake

Racist :D
 
#17
Sorry to spoil the fun but....

[/quote]Editor’s Update : “As far fetched as it seems this came from a reputable source. it would, however seem that it is a fabrication. PopJolly staff were unable to validate the source after repeated attempts. The good folks at Gizmodo have clarified the story now. We got onioned . Sorry, move on! ”
 
#18
Sllllllllagggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!
 
#20
Anyway, do we know if she takes it up the council?
 

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