Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cupoftea, May 8, 2010.

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  1. http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

    Look at the smile on that cheeky blart! Either Cletus is a Mong of the first water who probably always gets dicked for driving duties or stagging on when there's more important things for the boys to do - or - he is planning a 3D extravaganza of his own involving Duct tape, Driving and accelerated Decomposition.
     

  2. And the bit you didn't cut and paste......

    Editor’s Update : “As far fetched as it seems this came from a reputable source. it would, however seem that it is a fabrication. PopJolly staff were unable to validate the source after repeated attempts. The good folks at Gizmodo have clarified the story now. We got onioned . Sorry, move on! ”


    Something for the Daily Mash?
     
  3. I didn't read that far... I was already off on the outrage-ped. :oops:
     
  4. The way the story's written doesn't exclude the possibility that she shagged a random stranger whilst watching the film.
     
  5. She's lucky she wasn't watching Avatar, or the kid would be blue.
     
  6. Oi. Just seen your sig block.

    'BrokenArrow/Antipodean Acolyte of the Antichrist' -- Cheers mate, didn't know you cared so much!
     
  7. There's plenty more where that came from, just ask :D

    Markintime's a mong, Auld Yin's a deviant etc, etc,
     
  8. Women will think of any excuse to get out of admitting they've been playing away.
    Snakes With Tits.

    Edited to add:
    And fucking massive. She'd have a vag that even the Millennium Stadium's roof couldn't cover.
     
  9. Cunt. :D
     
  10. Imagine the News of the World headlines;

    WHITE WOMAN WATCHES BLUE MOVIE, HAS BLACK BABY,

    GIVES GREEN-EYED HUSBAND FULL-COLOUR CLAP.

    COUPLE DIVORCED IN FAST-FORWARD.
     
  11. As is always the case, she should have swallowed.
     
  12. I am amazed at how many posters don't seem to have read the whole article?
     
  13. I feel left out :cry:
    Clap-ridden roo naaing shitcake

    Racist :D