Woman police officer given the full benefit

This news just in.

Stupid twat with a massive chip on his shoulder about Kent constabulary has still not managed to commit suicide. I blame the police for not persecuting him enough.
I live for the day when Kent Police announce the discovery of a stocking clad middle aged man with severe psychological issues choked to death by a pair of soiled undergarments belonging to a WPC from Maidstone and with a satsuma inserted in his rectum.
On being asked if they have any suspects they'll reply "It's only bouncybanana, we don't give a shit, he was a twat"

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D'ya know, I think our old mate Bouncebanana and his alliterative previous incarnations just posts something just slightly odd and then sits back laughing whilst us daft buggers rip the piss out of him.

Some form of masochism?
I taught every single Kent Constabulary bobby what they know today. Its down to me that theyre the best Officers to hold the Office of Constable
It was def Kent police who did the horse meat. They've even got a white horse badge on their helmet and plod cars.

What do you call a female police officer with a shaved minge?


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