Woman killed by husbands coffin

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BarkingSpider, Nov 20, 2008.

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  1. her husband died the night? That's a pretty quick turn around by the undertakers?
  2. Ahahahaha!

    This should be In the NAAFI.
  3. Guess he didn't really want her to get married again after he'd gone. Lying bastard.

    Did anyone else notice the byline? I bet the creche at Sky News is deserted...
  4. He always wanted to stick the nut on her, just didn't have the balls to when he was alive.

  5. Yes, you certainly will, i think i'll be joining you.

    What a man though, able to 'smash' his missus even when dead!
  6. The really sad thing is the husband will never know.
  7. He'll be getting 'chin music' from her as they queue up at the gates I'd have thought..
  8. I was....sometimes last week I think?
  9. You were in the NAAFI last week? Hardly news is it?