Woman is accused of lewd acts at Cenotaph

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  1. If found to be true just emphisises the total lack of respect, by hopefully a small minority, of brave service personnel who lost their lives serving this country.

    WAR veterans today called for more security cameras to be installed at Blackpool Cenotaph following allegations of a sickening desecration of the monument.
    Ex-servicemen and their families have reacted with anger after a woman appeared in court accused of urinating on the memorial dedicated to the town's war dead.

    She is also alleged to have committed a sex act with a man at the monument
  2. Classy bint!

    I once saw a pigeon sh1t on a cenotaph does that count.
  3. I love the phrase 'commited a sex act'. Covers a multitude of sins.
  4. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Is this one main event, or two separate activities?
  5. I used to go out with a journo on one of the big provincial papers. The courts were a mainstay of their local reporting but the paper was extremely conservative in their description of cases involving anything sexual. In fact, there were cases she covered (mostly involving domestic or farm animals) that were effectively unreportable given editorial policy and the supposed sensibilities of their readers. I, on the other hand, heard rather more details of bestiality in the Bristol area than was really necessary.

    Anyway - let the outrage commence.

  6. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    I see DILLIGAF has posted on there. I am absolutley outraged that theres no photos.
  7. elovabloke

    elovabloke LE Moderator

  9. The cheapskate filthy pervs, why dont they just buy their own porn.
  10. What would you do if a bird sh4t on your car?

    Well I wouldn't take her out again for a starter...


    Yeeees...is that the time? Must go.
  11. You have the wrong name. If you come ffrom Bristol I hope it`s your sense of humour!! :D :D

    From opp the BBC :lol:
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Is my sense of outrage meant to increase with the bold type :?
  13. Can some one flag up the next "sex act" on a monument, with a postcode and a time.

    South of England preferably

    No gayers

  14. After spending a weekend in Blackpool and being entertained by the spectacle of the women and men of that fair town....I am not in any way surprised by this. Of course their football club has just had a success so possibly the couple were celebrating? The Cenotaph in Blackpool is a bit exposed to the elements but I've been told those northern lasses are hardy souls not like us southerners.
  15. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


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