Woman held for noisy sex breach

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  1. A woman has been remanded in custody accused of breaching an Asbo banning her from being noisy during sex.

    Neighbours complained of hearing Caroline Cartwright, 48, groaning and her bed banging against the wall at her home in Washington, Wearside.

    Earlier this month she was given a four-year Asbo banning her from making excessive noise anywhere in England.

    But she appeared in court on Monday, charged with three breaches of her Asbo in just 10 days.

    She was remanded in custody until 5 May.

    Cartwright was convicted of five breaches of a noise abatement notice on 17 April and fined £515.

    But Houghton le Spring Magistrates' Court heard police arrested her on 18 April, on 22 April and again on 26 April, after reports from neighbours she was flouting the ban with her husband Steve.

    Prosecutor Claire Ward said neighbours complained to police about early morning noises including shouting and groaning coming from the Cartwrights' home in Hall Road, Concord, Washington.

    Cartwright elected to be tried by jury and the case will be transferred to Newcastle Crown Court at a later date.

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  2. He should gag her

    Has this woman no shame ffs
  3. Poor bloke should get a medal for it

  4. Look at their walls for christ sake

    I mean jeez how much does a pot of paint cost *rolls eyes*
  5. That story's from April, and there was a thread about it then iirc.

    She's a double bagger though, with duct tape to secure it for safety's sake.
  6. Christ jesus! Are you sure it's HER screaming? That bloke looks like he's one step away from the mess webley.
  7. I bet the ceiling's spotless, though.
  8. How did she get caught? Did someone squeal on her?
  9. All fat chicks should be shot.
  10. Being fat is the least of her problems :D
  11. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Well at least fucking lance her then!
  12. It looks as though he has had a dirty protest. I know somebody very well who has also had this problem......and she comes on here...wont name her as it would be so unfair but she is VERY NOISEY :D :twisted:
  13. not sluggy is it, lol :p
  14. That's how she got into this mess in the first place.