Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

#4
Poor woman, having Gordon Brown grafted onto her buttocks
 
#6
Patient "er, doc, I still don't seem to be able to stand up straight"

Surgeon "look on the bright side pet, at least you can now fart with confidence and won''t be crapping all over the cat".
 
#7
Can you imagine it in the courtroom?

Exhibit 'A' m'lud...
 
#10
Does this mean if your missus has a battered hoop you can send her in for a spruce up :? ....I mean you can't actually make her any younger; but she should certainly feel it :twisted: - are we talking reasonable money here.
 
#11
Silent_Assassin said:
Does this mean if your missus has a battered hoop you can send her in for a spruce up :? ....I mean you can't actually make her any younger; but she should certainly feel it :twisted: - are we talking reasonable money here.
You obviously can in Germany, just got to work out how I justify it to Defence Medical Services. :)
 
#13
As HM Queen Liz said " anus horriblis"
 
#14
Just to clarify, would this be a second arrse or merely a refurb of the first?

If it was a second one I could just see all the film stick insects having one as an aid to further weight loss...

Hang on, or porn stars. Could be the first DVDADA film in history!
 
#15
I remember the most inappropriate things at time such as this:

Said a slimy old whore from Silesia
"Seein' as my cnut don't please ya
You might as well cum,
up my slimy old bum
But make sure that my tapeworm don't seize ya"


:D
 

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