Woman gets female partner hot and wet

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Spr_D, Jan 27, 2012.

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  1. Sounds like the making of a good Kathy Bates film to me.
     
  2. Mental image, . . . . . do not like D:
     
  3. FORMER_FYRDMAN

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  4. There's a lesson to be learnt here ladies. Stick to sucking cock. I'll even take you out for a happy meal.
     
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  5. No thank you. Prefer big macs, it's no wonder really...
     
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  6. Well she (Wendy Watton) won't go short of fanny for the next three years,,lucky bitch.....
     
  7. Is that why you're a fat porker?
     
  8. More of a lean, mean lezzing machine
     
  9. Hell hath no fury like a lesbian scorned.
     
  10. Not scorned at all, just amused by the male species (and im aware that there are some good apples) who asume that any woman who isn't automatically on there knees gagging for a tiny cock in their mouth is a lesbian. In fact, you're just a ugly :)
     
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    That looks pretty sore, but check out Maddy McCann in a box in the background!
     
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  12. And have issues, dont forget the issues!
     
  13. Oh yes the issues..i'm so sorry your mum didn't pay you enough attention