http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,20842869-1702,00.html was the horse complaining? did it contact the local plod with a frantic phonecall 'theres a naked intruder in my back paddock' will Mr Horse have to give evidence in an open court or will he be able to tell his sordid tale from another room via viddie link? 'Mr Horse. is this the woman who performed this lewd and unsavory act upon your person?? one tap for yes, two for no please.' seeing the amount of 'Farm Girls' sites advertised on the web, mybe our two species crossed lovers were only rehearsing for thier next DvD release? a shocking example of the plod once again imposing upon the liberal and open minded, killjoys.