Woman finds out she's her own stepmother...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by filthyphil, Sep 20, 2012.

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  1. Hey Valerie.......meet your brothers!

  2. Oh and they are your sisters as well.

    And your step cousins, uncles and I think Billybob there is probably your son as well.
  3. No. They're her children... wait. They are her brothers too. Sister mummy?

    All together now, in the tune of The Adams Family:

    Your sister is your mother
    Your uncle is your brother
    You all shag each other
    the Spruill family!
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  4. can anyone hear music?

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  5. Is your football team due to play Middlesborough soon? You can sing this song to the Boro mob:

    To the tune of The Addams FAmily

    Your father is your brother,
    Your sister is your mother,
    They all fuck with each other,
    The Boro Family,

    Da da da da (clap clap)
    Da da da da (clap clap)
    Da da da da
    Da da da da
    Da da da da (clap clap)
  6. Love it:

    "If I've come through this, anyone can come through anything through the help of the Lord."

    It's the most powerful nation on earth and a significant chunk of them still think like this. Fuck my old boots, we've a long way to go to Utopia.
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  7. Hallelujah and pass the condoms.
  8. Its going to make life very confusing for her.
  9. Some pics of old lovey would be helpful. Just so I can form a valid opinion. I just can't be fucked playing Internet detective.

  10. Or as sung to Burnley fans

    Your mum's your dad
    your dad's your mum
    your all inbred
    you Burnley Scum
  11. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    You're telling me. Especially since he died when I was 11.
  12. Fuck me, you do hate Smoggies, don't you? Did one shag you after one of them shagged your g/f? Or before?
  13. i can't do ''linky things'', because i am a total 'IT F*ck-wit', but go on YouTube and look at ''I am my own Grand-pa''!!!

    (get a pen and paper, and try to work out THAT family tree)