Woman addicted to having sex '10 TIMES A DAY'

#2
10 times a day. OK
Where does the queue start and can I buy Viagra, painkillers and lube in bulk?

Important point. Do I need a bag on my head in case hers falls off?

Edit......just seen her picture, yes I would, until I was a broken dessicated husk, and even then the tug of war team would have to drag me off her screaming in protest.
 
#3
Been in the Daily Wail for 2 days.
I would be her friend and die happy
 
#4
Pass her around the Arrse Regimental Barracks, she could find a "cure" to her affliction.... While you are at it collect some bleach and wire brushes..
 
#5
Perhaps there is a pending prostitution court appearance in the offing. Sounds dodgy to me tbh.
 
#6
Sounds like my ex, shame it wasn't exclusive to me!!! ;-)
 
#8
His knob will be a worn out bloody stump this time next year.......


The jammy cunt.
 
#9
Marriage should fix her "condition"
 
#10
Will she get a re-bore on the NHS?
 
#12
The article also states
The couple try to have sex at least once a day to keep Sami satisfied and she owns a £1,500 collection of adult toys in case James is too tired.
Not ten times a day then?
 
#17
Hmmm, wonder if she can take a good fïsting, tying her innards into balloon animal shapes might calm her down a little.
 
#19
The article also states
The couple try to have sex at least once a day to keep Sami satisfied and she owns a £1,500 collection of adult toys in case James is too tired.
Not ten times a day then?
Fifteen hundred frickin quid. Does she not have access to a fridge and a dirty mind. (Or is that a different thread?)
 

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