Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

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#3
How stupid would a woman have to be to actually believe such drivel? I can't believe she let it go on for 9 months!
 
#5
stupid cnut, seriously im finding it all a bit hard to believe is the date on that paper April 1st, shes got to be the doziest bint this side of Chatham
 
#7
Got her address?
 
#9
Sbano, from Harrow, London, denies nine charges of rape and 11 or obtaining money by deception.
So she paid him as well? She deserves the ridicule; harsh maybe but falling for it initially AND letting it continue for 9 months is astoundingly dumb. Her future in teaching should be scrutinised too, if her judgement is that impaired.
 
#12
Unbelievable. How does someone like her manage to survive on a day to day basis.
 

Biped

LE
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#15
It beggars belief doesn't it? Next thing we'll be hearing is that Uni students can be put in a cellar and beaten up to toughen them up before giving hundreds of thousands of quid away to some bloke who says he's from . . . oh god!

Please, please, please, oh lord, bring some of these people to me because I need sex and I need money (and as it happens, I also have a violent streak).
 
#16
My wife can sometimes be a little bit daft but to be honest the only way I would get her to believe such a "penis cream scam" would be if the cream was Jersey double and concealed in a penile profiterole attachment...

Interestingly that is almost an anagram of "penis cram scream" by the way, far more exciting - especially for MDN.
 
#17
Cuddles said:
My wife can sometimes be a little bit daft but to be honest the only way I would get her to believe such a "penis cream scam" would be if the cream was Jersey double and concealed in a penile profiterole attachment...

Interestingly that is almost an anagram of "penis cram scream" by the way, far more exciting - especially for MDN.
Jersey double cream and profiteroles... even I'd fall for that one Cuddles.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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#19
My wife is a teacher, and she wouldn't believe it. I have tried, Lord how I have tried.
 
#20
Bat_Crab said:
Cuddles said:
My wife can sometimes be a little bit daft but to be honest the only way I would get her to believe such a "penis cream scam" would be if the cream was Jersey double and concealed in a penile profiterole attachment...

Interestingly that is almost an anagram of "penis cram scream" by the way, far more exciting - especially for MDN.
Jersey double cream and profiteroles... even I'd fall for that one Cuddles.
To be fair you have the last three times...
 

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