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Wnaking in a shop window? Should have gone to Specsavers

#4
FFS, when will the fun police leave honest working men alone. It's a sad state of affairs when you can't w*nk in your own shop window.
 
#5
He just wanted to imitate a glucoma and educate the importance of eye care and his expertise.

he was only smiling cos he just left a few millions babys on the back of her head!
 

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#6
duckula said:
FFS, when will the fun police leave honest working men alone. It's a sad state of affairs when you can't w*nk in your own shop window.
I could not agree more. Its his shop, so if he wants to knock a quick one off the wrist in the window, its his business. Did the police ask the "Two women with their children" what they were doing, peering into premises they did not own?

Do these 'women' have criminal convictions? And where is Social Services when 'women' are booling their kids up to a shop window to watch a man having a wank?
 
#7
I'll be keeping my eyes open the next test I have, just in case the drop dead gorgeous optician wants to wet her knickers while she looks deeply into my mince pies. :D
 
#13
Reminds me of my visit to the opticians last week. He told me, in no uncertain terms to stop masterbating. I said, Why? It doesnt make you go blind does it? No he said but its upsetting everyone else in the waiting room.
 
#18
I once had a medical at my GP's when I was about 20. The usual Doc was not around so I had it with a stand in. She turns up, about 30 I would say, blonde and fit as fcuk, in a short leather mini skirt. Part of the test involved her testing my ears by leaning over and whispering in each of them in turn. I became very aware of stirrings below during this part of the test, and I was not sure if things would subside in time for the "cough and drop" part.

Nothing happened obviously, as life is not really a porn film (I'm sad to say) but I still reflect back on what could have been....... wish I'd looked up to see her with her hand down her pants.

When it's a bloke he ends up in prison, if it's was a fit woman no charges would be made, just one happy feckin' bloke. Double standards outrage!!!

E_C
 
#20
Evil_Calvin said:
I once had a medical at my GP's when I was about 20. The usual Doc was not around so I had it with a stand in. She turns up, about 30 I would say, blonde and fit as fcuk, in a short leather mini skirt. Part of the test involved her testing my ears by leaning over and whispering in each of them in turn. I became very aware of stirrings below during this part of the test, and I was not sure if things would subside in time for the "cough and drop" part.

Nothing happened obviously, as life is not really a porn film (I'm sad to say) but I still reflect back on what could have been....... wish I'd looked up to see her with her hand down her pants.

When it's a bloke he ends up in prison, if it's was a fit woman no charges would be made, just one happy feckin' bloke. Double standards outrage!!!

E_C
Why the fukc did you get a Doc in a miniskirt? Lucky bsatard. I had the same doctor from when I was born till about five years ago. He wasn't fit.
 

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