WTF is that! That is a triple bagged 3 O'clock beered up to the eyeballs hippocrocapig if I ever saw one. If she was the last "female" (I am still not sure) on earth, I think I would rather fkuk animals. S/he should have no problems keeping her minging legs shut. Cheers Muhandis, put me right off me dinner!
Now that`s the sort of thing that would seriously put you off of seeking gainful employment as a gigolo. Just imagine that creature calling round at your gaff on a cold, wet and windy evening in November and telling you, "I`ve just had a hard day in the Senate and really need some physical relief". Yeah, right! Well, I suppose every job has its hazards.