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Without a leg to stand on....

#1
BBC news

Police in southern India are hunting for two men who attacked a Hindu holy man, cut off his right leg and then made off with it.

The 80-year-old holy man, Yanadi Kondaiah, claimed to have healing powers in the leg.



you couldn't make this shit up
 
#2
I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I no longer have healing powers in my knob and that sucking on it will no longer cure anything other than a salt deficiency. (please don't steal my willy) all patients who I did have booked in will find their appointments cancelled.

thank you
 
#4
theoriginalphantom said:
I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I no longer have healing powers in my knob and that sucking on it will no longer cure anything other than a salt deficiency. (please don't steal my willy) all patients who I did have booked in will find their appointments cancelled.

thank you
Aha - have you outed yourself here ?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
He wasn't expecting that! How is he going to heal the wounds if his 'superpower' leg is missing?

I suppose it's too late to say "It's only a healing leg if it's attached to my person".
 
#10
Sorry thought this was a Heather Mills McCartney thread!

I'll get my coat...................

Edited to add.............damn my slow pudgy typing fingers :roll:
 

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