Without a leg to stand on....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by moving-target-survivor, Dec 14, 2007.

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  1. BBC news

    Police in southern India are hunting for two men who attacked a Hindu holy man, cut off his right leg and then made off with it.

    The 80-year-old holy man, Yanadi Kondaiah, claimed to have healing powers in the leg.

    you couldn't make this shit up
  2. I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I no longer have healing powers in my knob and that sucking on it will no longer cure anything other than a salt deficiency. (please don't steal my willy) all patients who I did have booked in will find their appointments cancelled.

    thank you
  3. "Right! Search the thicket!"
  4. Aha - have you outed yourself here ?
  5. No more arrse-kicking contests for old Stumpy then.....
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    He wasn't expecting that! How is he going to heal the wounds if his 'superpower' leg is missing?

    I suppose it's too late to say "It's only a healing leg if it's attached to my person".
  7. And this in a country with nuclear weapons and a space programme! I hope some buggr on our side understands them, 'cos I don't.
  8. Christ, will he be suing McCartney as well?
  9. Its only a flesh wound (etc etc)

  10. Sorry thought this was a Heather Mills McCartney thread!

    I'll get my coat...................

    Edited to add.............damn my slow pudgy typing fingers :roll: