Within a meter of the PM, A2 in hand, mag on...

#1
True.

Lst night the PM stood right in front of me, a meter away; I had an A2, magazine on... do you know what I did?
 
#2
Sadly miss?
 
#4
Presented Arms?
 
#8
Bravo_Bravo said:
True.

Lst night the PM stood right in front of me, a meter away; I had an A2, magazine on... do you know what I did?
You smiled at him and followed it up with a hearty career laugh?
 
#9
I was the same with alex salmond not so long ago. I would have shot him but pity stayed my hand, "its a pity ive got no bullets" i thought to myself.
 
#11
You decided that the stupid cnut of a PM isn't going to win the next election anyway and you prefer freedom (relative) to gaol. Unfortunately that other cnutt Cameron will be the next PM, which is almost as bad. Maybe if the two were lined up it'd be worth it?
 
#14
slipped a wet finger up his whore of wifes arse?

or you pointed your rifle at him and shouted "oi brown you fat c*nt"
as he looked round you pressed the trigger resulting in a hollow clink noise! then you shouting "see this is the problem you need to sort out,not enough f*cking bullets"

:twisted:
 
#17
Bravo_Bravo said:
True.

Lst night the PM stood right in front of me, a meter away; I had an A2, magazine on... do you know what I did?
Turned into a Yank, forgot your drills, fired 675,000 rounds and missed the target with every one, shot 20% of your mates by accident, caused untold thousands of avoidable civilian casualties, destroyed decades' worth of infrastructure, got a stoppage that a 10-year old could have cleared, got beaten half to death by an enemy you should have been able to defeat with your eyes shut, had a Special Forces rescue attempt disintegrate into a bloody shambles, got rescued by intensive political lobbying and covert bribery, returned home to a hero's welcome, decoration and promotion despite totally fucking up the mission, appeared on Oprah, made a fortune from your book and the motivational speaking circuit, and got a sinecure on the board of a major arms manufacturing company?

What do you mean, 'no'?
 
#18
Bravo_Bravo said:
Lst night the PM stood right in front of me, a meter away; I had an A2, magazine on... do you know what I did?
Got all excited and got a bit of a semi on, then stood there wandering how to mention it on arrse, before going home and practising saluting in the bathroom mirror?
 
#19
Bravo_Bravo said:
True.

Lst night the PM stood right in front of me, a meter away; I had an A2, magazine on... do you know what I did?
Too bad you're not an American psychiatrist.
 
#20
shouted "On Guard" and bayonet'd the one eye cnut?
 

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