With more ladies like this back home...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Biscuits_Brown, Aug 12, 2013.

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  1. To keep the home fires burning (particularly in the homes of taigs and peelers)

    We could once again be inspired to raise an Empire. Her beauty moves me to tears.

  2. Fail, there's still liquid in that bottle and it's not petrol. Poor skills.

    I would, though.
  3. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    **** me its the Hunchfront of notre damme
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  4. Fag , drink, and alive what more could you ask for.
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  5. Perhaps not the Current Affairs, News and Analysis the CO's were hoping for.
  6. Well, it's sort of an oblique take on the ongoing stand-offs in Belfast re contentious parades and demonstrations and their impact upon local policing.
  7. Speak for yourself...
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  8. Human and female would be nice.
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  9. Officer, eh?
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  10. Madam please just leave your urine sample at the surgery reception desk, no need to send it by airmail.
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  11. Non-Commissioned variation thereof.
  12. Just picky then. ;)
  13. Well I do like them to have a pulse, and not wearing a gas mask is a plus... Yeah, I suppose I'm picky.
  14. FFS, the wife said she was popping out for some milk.....I'll be having a word with her.
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  15. Mum!
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