wish list

Discussion in 'Infantry' started by Foitin_Irish, Aug 19, 2008.

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  1. This is for all the guys who have been in action and tried and tested the tools of the trade, so to speak;
    If you could have any kit, what would it be;

    Assault rifle:????
    Body armour:????
    What would you like to ride about in: ????
    Any other bits of kit you would love to be issued as standard????

    Just wondering what you fella's, who have to live by the kit given, would work with if you had a carte blanche to chose.

  2. What a great idea for a thread! Why has this not been thought of before!?!
  3. assault rifle, 1 that works when req.
    vehicle, 1 that dont break down evry other week lol
    body armour, again stuff that does what it;s supposed to.
    am a man of simple means
  4. Phased plasma rifle with 40 watt range, robocop suit, armoured pimped out ice cream van complete with Mr Whippy machine and ample stocks of flake as well as sh*t loads of black nasty and green string.
  5. One of those giant robot the japs love .Think stomping an enemy into
    paste would be fun. Its the war elephant for the 21st century dont know if they come with bvs though?
  6. A brown bess and half a pint of rum per day
  7. JDL, just a custurd pie and tah clown wig seen above will do thanks.
  8. A 'My Little Pony' made entirely of RDX, two gallons of custard in an inflatable Meg Ryan doll and a horsehair cushion with 'To The World's Best Daddy' stitched on it in Gothic script.
  9. The ability to turn water into funk.
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  11. I want to turn your spunk into my babies.
  12. Sigourney Weaver.
  13. Rum sodomy and (going on) the lash otherwise known as a stint in BFG
  14. a big coat
  15. As much as i hoped to have a few serious-ish answers! None the less, this thread has just re-instated my belief that us Brits do have the best driest sense of humour, it's banter like this that make being a "stab" a bit more appealing! crack on fellas :D