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#1
This is for all the guys who have been in action and tried and tested the tools of the trade, so to speak;
If you could have any kit, what would it be;

Assault rifle:????
Body armour:????
What would you like to ride about in: ????
Any other bits of kit you would love to be issued as standard????

Just wondering what you fella's, who have to live by the kit given, would work with if you had a carte blanche to chose.

F_I
 
#3
assault rifle, 1 that works when req.
vehicle, 1 that dont break down evry other week lol
body armour, again stuff that does what it;s supposed to.
am a man of simple means
 
#4
Phased plasma rifle with 40 watt range, robocop suit, armoured pimped out ice cream van complete with Mr Whippy machine and ample stocks of flake as well as sh*t loads of black nasty and green string.
 
#5
One of those giant robot the japs love .Think stomping an enemy into
paste would be fun. Its the war elephant for the 21st century dont know if they come with bvs though?
 
#7
JDL, just a custurd pie and tah clown wig seen above will do thanks.
 
#8
A 'My Little Pony' made entirely of RDX, two gallons of custard in an inflatable Meg Ryan doll and a horsehair cushion with 'To The World's Best Daddy' stitched on it in Gothic script.
 
#15
As much as i hoped to have a few serious-ish answers! None the less, this thread has just re-instated my belief that us Brits do have the best driest sense of humour, it's banter like this that make being a "stab" a bit more appealing! crack on fellas :D
 
#16
None the less, this thread has just re-instated my belief that us Brits do have the best driest sense of humour, it's banter like this that make being a "stab" a bit more appealing! crack on fellas :D[/quote]

Sorry but that last statement made me cringe I don't know why but it did....
 
#17
A magic torch

X ray specs

and bloody large expense account!
 
#18
Foitin_Irish said:
As much as i hoped to have a few serious-ish answers! None the less, this thread has just re-instated my belief that us Brits do have the best driest sense of humour, it's banter like this that make being a "stab" a bit more appealing! crack on fellas :D
You're not British. No Englishman would ever make such a sycophantic, crass statement. You may be Scottish though.
 
#19
Foitin_Irish said:
As much as i hoped to have a few serious-ish answers! None the less, this thread has just re-instated my belief that us Brits do have the best driest sense of humour, it's banter like this that make being a "stab" a bit more appealing! crack on fellas :D
You can share my shell scrape any time bro :( WHHhhooo go army
 
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#20
wilkie said:
assault rifle, 1 that works when req. Check
vehicle, 1 that dont break down evry other week lol Did you really laugh out loud?
body armour, again stuff that does what it;s supposed to. Check
am a man of simple means

But anyway, a super soaker and a selection of Razzle's finest wearing those t-shirts that go see through when wet.
 

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