Wisdom of the Ancients: East vs West

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  1. think I know what path I will follow for enlightenment

    Tomoji Tanabe, age 113, of Japan claimed his secret for long life was to drink milk every day, not smoke or drink and read the newspaper to keep his mind active.

    Henry Allingham, age 113, WWI veteran declared his secret was cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women.

    Choose Wisely....
     
  2. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Is it all or nothing? I mean, can I do without the fags and booze?
     
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Well, I'm allergic to milk, so..............hard choice.
    But actually, I have followed Henry's advice, and now look 113.
     
  4. Well that was bound to shock Japanese joe public!!!

    The Japanese abhor the very thought of drinking cows milk.

    What a rebel. :D
     
  5. :D
    That reminds me of that joke where the young lad goes and sits next to a frail lookin old guy on the park bench.
    He asks whats your secret to a long life?
    "Beer, fags, women, kebabs", says the old guy
    "That is amazing" says the young lad, "does it really work? How old are you then?"
    26, says the old guy